You Know You Might Be a Tea Partier If........

http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2010/08/12/you-know-you-might-be-a-tea-partier-if/

NOT KNOWING YOUR VAGINA FROM A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD - A perfect demonstration of what happens when you don't believe in funding schools.

You know you might be a tea partier if you:

* Go ballistic at being called a “tea bagger” while holding a sign that says, “Tea bag Obama before he tea bags you.”
* Protest socialized medicine while carrying a Medicare card in your pocket.
* Think the entire US Constitution should be repealed…except for the Second Amendment.
* Believe only those to the ideological right of Genghis Khan are “mainstream Americans”.
* Can never remember the difference between socialism and fascism.
* Know that Barack Obama is probably a legal resident of Kenya, but highly suspect he may actually be an illegal alien…from the planet Nebulon 4.
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