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20score Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:27 PM
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You might be a right-winger, if…
Edited on Wed Aug-18-10 11:41 PM by 20score
Just for the hell it.

I’ll start off.
If you believe Beck's tears are real.
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:33 PM
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1. You think liberals are out to get your guns, so you where them to Starbucks.
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 02:44 AM
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24. * Wear them. Yes I know the difference, I just can't type and
the more I think about it the worse it gets. :0
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pgodbold Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 10:51 AM
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38. If you think gays recruit.
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:33 PM
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2. if you believe defending the Constitution and amending the hell out of it are the same thing
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:34 PM
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3. If you think Sarah Palin ever made good sense.
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JustFiveMoreMinutes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:34 PM
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4. The Less You know about something....
... and the more sure you are of it... just just might....
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:38 PM
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5. The old gut
Colbert cracked me up when he did the correspondents dinner and talked about how he used his gut.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:40 PM
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6. You are concerned that Obama was born in Kenya. But you're not racist. Really. nt
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20score Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:40 PM
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7. You believe science is left-wing propaganda.
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:46 PM
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8. You understand the idea of bombing for peace nt
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:49 PM
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9. You think
The Mission Accomplished banner meant the mission was really accomplished.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:57 PM
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10. You think blacks are more racist then whites who say "ni double grrrrrr"
11 times on a radio station then goes off on a tirade about how blacks using the word makes it ok for them to use the same word and claim its a violation of your Rights when you fire yourself from your own radio program.
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punkin87 Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:57 PM
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11. You think Jesus was a pro-torture, death penalty loving, white American.
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:33 AM
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34. To add to that...
A pro-torture, death penalty loving, white American sexist homophobe.
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punkin87 Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:38 PM
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50. Who helped write the Constitution.
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McCamy Taylor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:58 PM
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12. You think God loves the uber-rich.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 11:59 PM
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13. You think that the 2nd Amendment is the only Amendment.
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 12:00 AM
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14. You think we should make the Bush tax cuts permanent, and you'ren not rich
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:44 PM
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51. Good one!
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Unrepentant Fenian Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 12:09 AM
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15. You think Palin is President material.
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one_voice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 12:10 AM
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16. If you believe Stephen Colbert is really a conservative.
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 06:02 AM
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26. winnah!
:rofl:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 12:12 AM
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17. You think Sarah Palin is the best thing out of Alaska
Or anywhere, for anything.
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 12:12 AM
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18. You complain about socialism while playing bingo at the community center.
(and having cookies and coffee)
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 01:06 AM
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19. You wrote to Hawaii for a copy of Obama's birth certificate
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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 02:08 AM
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20. You actually believe the GOP has the best interests of middle class Americans at heart
Edited on Thu Aug-19-10 02:09 AM by BadGimp
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 02:11 AM
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21. If you support the destruction of public unions & the mccarthyite tactics being used to scapegoat
teachers.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 02:16 AM
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22. you think taxes are way too high on the rich nt
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 02:35 AM
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23. you believe that
Terri Shiavo was murdered by left-wingers;
James Dobson is GOD;
That if people really wanted to work, there are plenty of jobs;
That Babs Bush is, in any way, an angelic soul;
That Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin are HOT!;
That Sharron Angle is merely misunderstood by the lefft-wingers;
That it's a shame that people like Mark Foley, Tom DeLay, Dennis Hastert and Bill Frist (and a few thousand others) were driven out of Congress by liberals.
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 05:39 AM
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25. If you support ideas that go against...
...your own interests because "leftists are panty-waists".
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 06:38 AM
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27. You wear diapers to have sex with someone other than your wife.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 06:51 AM
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28. ...You're fucking stupid.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 06:56 AM
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29. You think George AWOL Bush was a hero on 9/11
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 06:57 AM
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30. You still believe ....
... in supply side economics.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:05 AM
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31. You believe Reaganomics is the right idea, globalization is great and Milton Friedman was a paragon.
Sadly, half of my ignore list would be on board with this for real. And they still exist. Amazing.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:07 AM
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32. You've got an inflatable Ayn Rand balloon in your closet......
nt
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:33 AM
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33. Oh, what would THAT look like?
Would it wear a fez and have a cigarette holder instead of an open mouth?
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:37 AM
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35. If you start a "You might be....." thread!!
hmmmmmmm:0
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punkin87 Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 10:35 AM
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36. Are you for real?
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 11:39 AM
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39. ^No sense of humor, probably a TP'er
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political_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 10:44 AM
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37. If you can understand what Sarah Palin is saying.
Or...if you think that Frau Brewer's policies are not racist or nationalistic.
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 01:08 PM
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40. You think the color black is "Thoroughly Evil"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/19/sharron-angle-campaigned-_n_687510.html
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Terra Alta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 01:17 PM
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41. You believe Earth is only 6,000 years old.
and that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. Or, even worse, you believe dinosaur bones were planted on Earth by the devil to trick humans(or by God to test humans).
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suede1 Donating Member (770 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 04:39 PM
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42. You agree with Glenn Beck
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 04:43 PM
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43. You think the 14th ammendment protects corporations, but not ...
people born in the US.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 04:44 PM
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44. You think blond hair and nice legs make a news anchor more credible,
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 04:46 PM
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45. You think that a smaller government is needed so it can ...
1) Slip into your bedroom and watch what you do and who you do it with, and

2) Crawl into a woman's body and determine what's going on in there.
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 04:54 PM
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46. You think Fixed News is actually "news..."
:crazy:
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 04:59 PM
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47. You believe Barack Obama "hates white people..."
Like his immediate family... x(
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 05:04 PM
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48. You don't want "socialized medicine"
And you turn into a Teabagger.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 05:18 PM
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49. If you think teachers, and their unions, are the enemy. nt
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:50 PM
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52. You take unemplyment whenever you are laid off for more than a week...
...but complain about any news of unemplyment benefit extensions. Yup, a union member, Los angeles film industry.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 07:52 PM
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53. You spend months on unemplyment and then finally find a job...
...and at no time do you stop quoting Beck and slagging "socialist" Obama. Yup, machinist in Texas.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 08:05 PM
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54. If you think the media's liberal.
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NoGOPZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-10 08:20 PM
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55. you preach personal responsibility, but every one of your problems
is caused by gays, Muslims, blacks, immigrants, NOW, the ACLU, Greenpeace, labor unions, activist judges, Michael Moore, George Soros, Barack Obama, the New York Times and Bill Clinton's penis.
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