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Pharaoh

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:51 AM
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Repent you Fornicators!!!

Edited on Thu Aug-19-10 08:51 AM by Pharaoh

Lol..............:party:

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Lurks Often

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:52 AM
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1. Never!!! nt

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el_bryanto

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:53 AM
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2. Dirty Dancers? Gangster Rappers? Evolutionists?

It's a strange world.

Bryant

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Arkansas Granny

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:01 AM
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9. Don't forget about the immodest women and potheads!

If we're going to hell, at least we're in good company.

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el_bryanto

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:03 AM
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10. Yeah - hell sounds like it'll be a party. Except for the evolutionists, I suppose.

No offense, but evolutionists aren't know for their partying.

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pipi_k

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:09 AM
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13. Well, that may be true, but...

at least the evolutionists will understand when the rest of us are just expressing our inner beasts...

:7

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kenfrequed

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Thu Aug-19-10 10:10 AM
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35. Evolutionists aren't known As Evolutionists

So some can party like everyone else on that list because we are everyone else on that list as well as a million other things.

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YOY

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:53 AM
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33. That guy want's to put baby in the corner!

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

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ThomWV

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:54 AM
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3. I'm pretty old now, but back when I was younger I used to just love fornicating.

Great good fun.

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mike r

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:55 AM
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4. and Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims

Good spelling and grammar tho.

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EXneoCON

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:56 AM
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5. Does the list...

...continue on the front?

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sfwriter

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:57 AM
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6. Popscicle lickers! Shellfish eaters!

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DBoon

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:59 AM
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7. wearers of blended fabrics!

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pipi_k

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:19 AM
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19. People who read books without cartoons!!!!

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HopeHoops

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Thu Aug-19-10 08:59 AM
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8. I used to LOVE fornicating - until I got married, that is.

That was 23 years ago. Now I just have wild monkey sex.

As for the asswipe with the sign. If gays were allowed to get married, they wouldn't BE fornicating!!!

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no_hypocrisy

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:06 AM
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11. No thank you.

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pipi_k

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:07 AM
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12. "Immodest women"?????

WTF does that mean?

hahahahahahahah!!!!

Anyway...if those are the people who are going to hell, then I guess I'll be in good company there...

As Billy Joel sang,

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun..."

:evilgrin:

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NYC_SKP

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:09 AM
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14. I Qualify for Hell by about 15 of the 20 Criteria on that Sign.

:party:

:P

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TommyO

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:14 AM
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18. You win!

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intheflow

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:34 AM
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24. And I thought I was doing good with 12!

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slackmaster

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:09 AM
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15. It's been close to a year since I've fornicated

Am I repented yet?

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jtuck004

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:12 AM
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16. Democrats, Liberals?

So, since we know where we are going, should we go ahead and register a domain name

democratic_WAY_WAY_WAY_underground.com

or perhaps

democratsonfire.com

And we should plan for a fornicators forum... ;)

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TommyO

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:13 AM
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17. I can claim ten items from that list, who can claim more?

You don't have to list them, I just want to know how much repenting we all have to do

:evilgrin:

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NYC_SKP

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:27 AM
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21. The question is, how many practice DAILY!

Whatever number of items are selected...

:P

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HughBeaumont

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:23 AM
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20. Bible-huffers, cross-strokers, Manger fetishists,

Young Earth creationists, "Miss Me Yet?"-ists, Milton Friedmanites, Poor-bashers, corporate clownshoes, hedge fund managers, Fox News Parrots, footshooters, tea-douchers, Nugentists, bum-kickers, war-erectionists, extreme hypocrites, Palin Cultists, Anthony Comstock fans, Reaganites, saloon smashers, dominionists, Purity Ball Daddies, hellfire 'n' brimstone preachers, End-Timers, complete intolerants and judgemental jagoffs . . .

REPAINT!

Because you fucking suck.

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LibertyLover

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:38 AM
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27. Could I suggest another one? Ayn Randians.

Edited on Thu Aug-19-10 09:39 AM by LibertyLover

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HughBeaumont

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:46 AM
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30. Yeah, them bastards as well.

Of course, they could be categorized under "tea-douchers". :rofl:

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pgodbold

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:28 AM
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22. Repent guy. Bet he’s glad he's wearing the sign in front to hide his erection. nt

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TommyO

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:35 AM
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25. Notice that he's averting his eyes to avoid seeing his true desires fulfilled by somebody else.

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TommyO

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:35 AM
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26. Double post. Sorry! Mods, please delete

Edited on Thu Aug-19-10 09:37 AM by TommyO

oh, wait....

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political_Dem

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:30 AM
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23. Hell sounds pretty fun. I guess the man with the sign is just a little *jealous*.

:rofl:

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MajorChode

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:40 AM
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28. I hit on 12 out of 20

...and I'm not much for being "born again" so I guess I'll be going straight to hell.

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ThomWV

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:45 AM
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29. 11 on the list for me.

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Patsy Stone

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:50 AM
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31. Is it time for the FR fund drive already?

I'm not going to a party at this guy's house.

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YOY

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Thu Aug-19-10 09:53 AM
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32. I wonder what this guy's vision of "heaven" is.

Betcha it's pretty white...and really fucking boring.

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Crystal Clarity

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Thu Aug-19-10 10:03 AM
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34. If you all will please excuse me...

I've got some Repenting to do. I'll be right back. :evilgrin:

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edbermac

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Thu Aug-19-10 10:38 AM
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36. I'm a fornicating, Obama voting, dirty dancing, drunken,

democratic liberal, evolutionistic, atheistic pothead.

Hell awaits me? Gawd, I'm really fucked now!

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reggie the dog

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Thu Aug-19-10 10:52 AM
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37. how many do i qualify for

1 fornication (i had lots of sex b4 marriage)
2 I am a liar, i have lied to the police when they asked me if i had any illegal drugs
3. masturbator, i thought all of us did that, you mean there are people who DONT play with themselves?
4. obama voter,
5. drunkard (once a drunk always a drunk but i havent had a drop in over 10 years)
6. feminist (i am a man but i support gender equality)
7. immodest women (all the girlfriends i had that had sex before marriage)
8. democrat
9. liberal (at least he makes the distinction between democrat and liberal)
10 evolutionist
11 athiest
12 pothead (where is the sin in using one of the seed bearing plants and herbs found on this planet)?

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nc4bo

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Thu Aug-19-10 10:59 AM
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38. I guess he's a completely clean spirit, huh. Never tempted by an "immodest woman"

Never EVER. And I always thought that every normal guy (or gal) has a handshake with Mr. or Ms. Happy every now and then.

Maybe he took a few drags off one of them funny cigarettes, perhaps he wouldn't be so danged uptight.

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Mojambo

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Thu Aug-19-10 11:14 AM
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39. Makes me smile. n/t

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voteearlyvoteoften

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Thu Aug-19-10 02:08 PM
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40. 13!!

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Scottybeamer70

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Thu Aug-19-10 02:48 PM
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41. Heh........:)

I see a few things on the list that I've missed out on.
Guess I need to get out and practice a bit more....:)

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