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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:37 PM
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I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
This is about the single most funny thing I've ever read on line, this bigot takes a beating like none I've seen before. Found it at reddit, and I had to pass it along.

This is just the beginning...

From: George Lewis
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 6.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject

I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 8.07pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: No Subject

Dear George,
Thank you for your email. While I have no idea what a foggot is, I will assume it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to contact me with such. I have attached a signed photo as per your request.
Regards, David.


Read the rest for some real fun...
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:42 PM
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1. A 'foggot' is an aficionado of fog machines. nt
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pschoeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:15 PM
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23. No, it's someone who has circumnavigated the world in a Czech Armoured transporter
from Phileas Fogg in Jules Vernes, Around the World in 80 Days, and from OT, the abbreviation for Obrněný Transportér, Czech for Armored Transporter. ;)
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:17 AM
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65. Why do people oppose female circumnavigation?
It sounds like fun.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:11 AM
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85. obviously it is a typo
it's supposed to be foghat, which is a type of hat you wear when it is foggy. At least if you are a fool for the city taking a slow ride.
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freebrew Donating Member (478 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 11:45 AM
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90. I saw foghat once,
at a concert for free in Washington, MO. Many moons ago.

Not that great..
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sasquuatch55 Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:29 PM
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117. Saw Foghat in the mid 70's liked their boogies..I was stoned most of the time though.
nt
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PatrynXX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 11:11 AM
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88. no I think he foggot what he was talking about...
funniest shit I've heard in a long time. ;) I'm sure the Fockers Foggot lots of things :P
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JohnnyBoots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 11:53 AM
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91. I thought was someone who followed Foghat on tour...nt
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:44 PM
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2. I have come to the conclusion that,
most of the people that post on these right wing blogs are a bunch of kiddies. Mostly in the 13 to 15 year old range. Their thought reasoning and spelling leads me to this. Guess that's about all the kind of people interested in supporting republicans.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:46 PM
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4. Either literally or emotionally, yes.
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jtrockville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:01 PM
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13. Using "your" in place of "you are/you're" is a clue too.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:18 AM
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66. Your
rite.
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gtar100 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:53 AM
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81. If you've ever listened to Alan Combes' radio show, you'll realize these are "grown ups".
"Grown ups" in the sense of age, not maturity. And here in Colorado, we've got our fair share of them. Truly a weakness in the design of the human body and brain that things can go so wrong.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:45 PM
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3. It appears to me that you must have accidentally the whole thing
:hi:
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:47 PM
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5. Whew! That's chuckle worthy! n/t
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jannyk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:48 PM
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6. I believe 'foggot' to be french, and therefore pronounced with
a silent 't', similar to Godot. In fact, I believe Foggot may have been Godot's cousin and he'll never show up either!

:evilgrin:
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Riverman Donating Member (759 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:11 PM
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112. Funniest comment in some time!
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zipplewrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:49 PM
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7. Humorous
He kinda went over a line with the whole "did she eat them" thing. But I'm a tad surprised the guy could even read much of that. The author maintains a healthy vocabulary.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:51 PM
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8. LOL. this is great. n/t
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:59 PM
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12. Every time I read it, I find something new to laugh at. nt
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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:55 PM
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9. that was hysterical.
:rofl:
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:56 PM
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10. Needs to go viral, lol
..."And how can you see my facebook page pictures?"

pity the fool...
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 03:59 PM
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11. Now that I'm older, I foggot a lot these days
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comtec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:05 PM
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14. I don't know about him but I LOVE faggots! Super Tasty!!!
In the UK, a faggot, is a soft pork meatball in sauce :)
I also smoke fags! (cigarettes) on occasion.
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:09 PM
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15. i used to know what that word meant, but i foggot.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:09 PM
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16. .
Edited on Wed Sep-08-10 04:12 PM by leeroysphitz
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disillusioned73 Donating Member (963 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:09 PM
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17. LMAO!!
:rofl: - a perfect ending
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:11 PM
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20. I agree.
The ending says it all.
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vduhr Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 01:40 PM
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101. That was the part where I laughed the most....
"Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it."

"Yes you will."

"No I fucking wont fag"




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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disillusioned73 Donating Member (963 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 02:46 PM
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106. I just laughed again..
:rofl:

classic
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:10 PM
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18. It appears the website has crashed.

Too much love, I guess.

:(
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:13 PM
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21. And it's back.
Now I get to see what all the fuss was about. :)
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:20 PM
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25. Holy crap that was funny!
:rofl:
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mimitabby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:11 PM
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19. this is the funniest thing I've read all week
or maybe all year. thanks...
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:14 PM
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22. Missing Missy is still my favorite from this site
I literally had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. :rofl:
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:25 PM
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28. The other stuff is good too?
This is the first I've heard of him. I will go back and read more on your recommendation.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:56 PM
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39. it's pretty addicting
not everything is a home run, but there's a whole lot of funny there!
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:32 PM
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30. Holy shit! That IS funny! "Fine. That will have to do"


:spray:

The cat didn't get lost. It ran away to seek its fortune on Broadway!
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:41 PM
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34. Cat in a hat. Classic. nt
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 01:53 PM
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102. OMG, this made me laugh so hard...
I was literally crying and I couldn't breath.

I haven't laughed that much, at written word, since the book, "Letters From a Nut."

This person really needs to have this stuff made into a book.

It's that good.
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sasquuatch55 Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:56 PM
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119. me too....so hilarious!!!!
nt
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:16 PM
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24. That is hilarious!
:rofl:
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:21 PM
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26. Foggot, Didn't they do Slow Ride?
Just kidding, Foghat fans, so you two be quiet now.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:37 PM
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33. Damn, you beat me to it!
I was gonna make a Foghat reference, too.

We need to get lives.
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slampoet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:22 PM
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27. Is that a Scotsman who WON'T wear a kilt?
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:28 PM
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29. Damn you asdjrocky Damn you
Now I'm going to have to spend a lot of time going through the articles this guy has up.

This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:36 PM
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31. Oh my God!
I'm halfway through Missing Missy, and I'm falling out of my chair.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:36 PM
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32. David Thorne, great stuff as always.
:thumbsup: First time I've heard of him was because of this classic: http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:44 PM
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35. You emailed me the picture.
Do you want me to email it back.

Yes please.

I just found this guy today, I feel I've been missing out.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:46 PM
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36. Check out 'Missing Missy.'
It's a hoot, especially if you're in designing ... :)
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:49 PM
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37. No kidding, or content.
Just finished that one.
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:53 PM
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38. Just read the rest. Fun indeed!
Thanks for the much-needed chuckles. It was instructive, too. Till now I hadn't realized West Virginia was a country. Like the old saying goes, learn something new every day!
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:57 PM
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40. "N[]GGERS" "I'd like to solve the puzzle"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL27Nk_dKIA

nsfw south park.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:58 PM
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42. YEW LIKE MAKIN FUN A' MINORITIES, N*GGERGUY??!!!?!
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 04:57 PM
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41. I've heard of those--I think they're a British cigarette brand.
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 05:59 PM
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43. That is fucking epic
I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed

Brilliant.
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harris8 Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 06:07 PM
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44. Thank you so much - truly hilarious!!!
I really REALLY needed a laugh today, and every one of these articles has me laughing out loud. Got to save some for later!
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 06:08 PM
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45. This is just a typo....
He meant to say, "It's obvious you're a member of Foghat."
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Recursion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 06:25 PM
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46. *snarf*
"Did she eat them?"

He owes me a keyboard.
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vanbean Donating Member (957 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 06:30 PM
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47. A foggot is a latent homosexual moran. Get a brain!
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 07:51 PM
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54. Classic. nt
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 06:38 PM
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48. OMFG! This is the"bestest" thing ever. nt
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 06:49 PM
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49. Thanks I needed that laugh.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 07:02 PM
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50. You HAVE to read David's emails concerning his overdue electric bill and a spider drawing
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:00 AM
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74. Is he the person who did that?
That series of e-mails was f'ing brilliant!! Now I know why this "foggot" series was so good. David is hilarious.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:03 AM
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84. Yes that was him. He was broke at the time. They should have taken the spider.
I would think it would be worth the 250 bucks.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:07 PM
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92. That was him?
Poor redneck never had a chance.
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mysticalchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 07:15 PM
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51. A thing of beauty ...
.... damn, I aspire to fuck with "morans" like that. That was gold, Jerry, gold!! :)
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gaiangreentree Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 07:35 PM
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52. ROFLOL!!!!!!
oh wow!
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JackDragna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 07:36 PM
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53. I'm surrounded by foggots!
Yesterday, I foggot to mail the electric bill. Today, I foggot to return my DVD's to Netflix. I foggot things all the time.
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 09:49 PM
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55. foggot about it!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:34 PM
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56. Must be a Brewer relative.
:D
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:43 PM
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57. That can't be real- can it?
:rofl:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 04:08 AM
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59. I have no idea. It's the same guy who did the seven-legged spider emails.
He's hilarious. Read some of the other exchanges on his site.
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liberalla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:20 AM
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58. Oh that was fun! This guy is hilarious.
I love this type of humor and I sure needed a chuckle.
Thanks!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 04:09 AM
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60. The Subject lines are hilarious, too. Tarded, and Dneck.
:rofl:
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Cal Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:29 PM
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97. Fucking genius
:thumbsup:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:25 AM
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61. That is ALMOST too funny to be real.
I was laughing out loud!!!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 02:03 PM
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103. I don't think they're real.
He's a comedian and a writer and a web designer, and I think he writes these things himself. have you read the one about the missing cat, or the pie charts? The responder almost sounds believable, but just sounds too clueless. Then again, the Jerky Boys did it with telephones, so maybe. I've looked, but I don't see where he's ever answered the question of whether they are real or not.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 02:42 PM
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105. Guess he could be doing both sides...but the humor is still there...
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Sedona Donating Member (715 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:59 AM
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62. I think I'm in love!
Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 08:11 AM by Sedona
but I'm probably old enough to be George Lewis' mother
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wizstars Donating Member (792 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:11 AM
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63. I think he "foggot" to use spell-check
Or maybe he doesn't know what it is....
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:11 AM
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64. oh lord!! bwahahahahahaha
:rofl:
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:22 AM
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67. I foggot about what I was going to post here :/ n/t
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:33 AM
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68. OMG. This shit is fucking golden
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:34 AM
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69. That made my day!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:35 AM
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70. He foggot to use the spell/grammar check feature.
:dunce:

:rofl:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:38 AM
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71. brilliant. nt
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Tarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:39 AM
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72. "Did she eat them?"
I LOL'ed.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:48 AM
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73. we need to nominate that guy as the supreme ruler of the innernettes
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:14 AM
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75. "Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it."
"Yes you will."

"No I fucking wont fag"


That is very funny.

Thanks for the link!
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:25 AM
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76. Perfect ending.
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AlbertCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:14 PM
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116. "No I fucking wont fag"
Yes! A brilliant ending to a very funny exchange.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:25 AM
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77. Awsome
just awsome lol
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HillWilliam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:27 AM
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78. She got that tattoo because her family is dead
"Did she eat them?"

:rofl:
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jbeing Donating Member (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:39 AM
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79. K&R Spit Take
I've just spent 10 minutes cleaning off my screen.

Coffee flew forward (and traveled through sinuses I didn't know I had) onto my large screen iMac.

But thank you so much for this. The screen and my psyche both needed some cleansing.

Jbeing
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:40 AM
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80. ROTFLMAO...its like Brooklynese in WV.
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:57 AM
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82. Priceless! I like the last two emails.....
"Don't send any more emails because I won't read them."
Next email - "Yes you will"
Reply - No I won't..."

:rofl:
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Nightjock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:02 AM
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83. HOLY CRAP!
That is by far some of the biggest belly laughs I have had in a while. Thank you sooooo much for sharing!
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cartach Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:50 AM
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86. I have read your website and
five minutes later I foggot what it was all about.
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OrangeGrapes Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 11:09 AM
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87. Perfect!
Just... Perfect!
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whopis01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 11:23 AM
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89. lol. This thread is goy. n/t
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Urban Prairie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:16 PM
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93. David Thorne's blog: "Too Cool For School" post
"Statements my offspring has made that make me wonder if there was a mixup in the hospital"

The supermarket

"If they made the aisles wider we could drive our car in and grab things through the window and pay on the way out like at McDonalds."

Hygiene

"You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point."

:rofl:
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newtothegame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:20 PM
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94. "takes a beating like none I've seen before"
Little bit of an overstatement. I've never "taken a beating" from an email, no matter how harsh the rhetoric. Doubt the idiot even read the response actually.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:21 PM
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95. "Did she eat them" Damn...That was funny!!
:rofl: :rofl:
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:25 PM
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96. that was funny
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Amaril Donating Member (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:32 PM
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98. All funny, but the BEST part........
From: George
To: David

Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.

------------------------

From: David
To: George

Yes you will.

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From: George
To: David

No I fucking wont fag



:rofl:

Classic! I don't know who this David is, but I like him!
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sammyscout Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:39 PM
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99. very nice
I will read it again, it was that good.
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N_E_1 for Tennis Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 01:01 PM
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100. Thanks for this ....
What a great read. Thanks again, I laughed so hard I quite literally fell out of my desk chair.
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indimuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 02:31 PM
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104. Thanks for the laugh!
I needed it.. ;)

knr.
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shanti2 Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 02:59 PM
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107. Absolutely wonderful replies to this fool. 
Best thing I have read online in  a while...
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:06 PM
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108. psst ... It's a comedy site. There are a bunch of other similar e-mail back and forths on the site.
They're funny, but they're not real.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:07 PM
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109. Next you're going to tell us Santa is not real, or Jesus.
I've seen pictures, you know.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:10 PM
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110. Wait......what are you trying to say?

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

I love that the guy was reeled in by the Oscar Wilde profile!!!
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:11 PM
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111. Hopefully, they're not the ones Santa and Jesus took together ...
when they were young and needed the money.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:12 PM
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113. It's blurry and grainy,
But you can totally tell it's them, from the white beard and the holes in the hands.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:14 PM
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115. What they did with those holes shocks me to this very day. n/t
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unapatriciated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:13 PM
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114. thanks rocky- this was the best laugh I'v had all week.
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road2000 Donating Member (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:41 PM
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118. Go easy on the poster, y'all.
He suffers from dyslexia and was trying to give a weather report: got fog.
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