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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-10 10:16 AM
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Somebody didn't get their pony....
Suspicious stuffed pony blown up outside school


Saturday, September 11, 2010

(09-11) 05:38 PDT Orlando, Fla. (AP) --

Authorities blew up a stuffed pony — determined to be a "suspicious device" — after it was found outside a central Florida school. The Orange County Sheriff's Office reported that the toy was found near the Waterbridge Elementary School Tuesday morning.

No one was allowed in or out of the building while bomb disposal experts destroyed the stuffed animal. It was ultimately deemed "non-threatening."

No injuries were reported.



Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/09/10/national/a051040D36.DTL

What a sad paranoid country we've become.
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-10 10:38 AM
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1. omg what is that thing!
someone call the cops! :scared:

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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-10 10:53 AM
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3. That pony is obviously a thief.
Look! It has broken open that cash register and is robbing the place! Is that an ice cream cone tattooed on its ass? God damned ingrate!

There is no problem that can not be sorted out with the proper application of high explosives, including criminal stuffed animals.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-10 10:52 AM
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2. LOL! 'Bin Laden' has truly won
:dunce:
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 08:50 AM
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4. kick n/t
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 09:23 AM
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5. Be on the lookout for The Pony's known accomplice, Strawberry Shortcake. n/t
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 09:44 AM
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8. Oh noes!!1!1! Not Strawberry Shortcake!1!!
First they came for the pony...
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yella_dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 09:32 AM
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6. Whoa!
Once again, the inestimable threat of the stuffed toy terrorists is neutralized by the ever-vigilant authorities.


I'm forced to pay for this protection too. I want to be abducted by aliens. Anything to get out of this howling madhouse. If I ever commit suicide, it won't be despair, but disgust that pushes me over the line.



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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 09:40 AM
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7. Blow'd up real good!
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 09:54 AM
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9. Headlines: Bomb Squad Determines Stuffed Toy Pony Was Non-threatening.
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 10:59 AM
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10. Al Qaeda pony. Would you let your child ride on one?
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 11:14 AM
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11. My Little Pony of the Apocalypse
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