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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:28 AM
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Samoan Clerics: Homosexuals Are Causing Global Climate Change


Clerics of an unnamed Christian denomination informed attendees at a University of the South Pacific conference on climate change in Samoa that homosexuals are responsible for global warming.

Academics were apparently thrown off their consideration of "Arts in the Age of Global Warming" and "Ecology in Poetry / Poetry in Ecology" by reports of Church Ministers who maintained that climate change in Samoa are clearly attributable to homosexuals. The revelation prompted one attendee USP student, Shaiza Janif, to opine: "We need to educate our ministers and not turn this into an agenda." Details of exactly how the ministers think homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet, driving up the average temperature and causing massive economic and environmental dislocation are scant.

Tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and now the melting of the polar ice caps. We are truly a fearsomely fabulous force. Points to the UK's Register for their headline: Samoan Clerics Finger Homosexuals Over Global Warming.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/09/samoan-clerics-homosexuals-are-causing.html
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:30 AM
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1. Clerics: Nutty all around the world.
:crazy:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:31 AM
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2. I've heard about that hot gay sex, but…
Edited on Wed Sep-22-10 08:31 AM by Jackpine Radical
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:32 AM
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3. sound just like republican politicians
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:38 AM
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4. We all are causing it.
Ergo, homosexuals are causing a small part of it. :evilgrin: Of course it has nothing to do with them being gay.

"Samoan Clerics Finger Homosexuals...."

:rofl:
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Laughing Mirror Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:38 AM
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5. The United States Ambassador to Samoa, David Huebner, is openly gay
It must be a trying experience being a gay diplomat at times. I would lose all sense of diplomacy, I'm sure.
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MattBaggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:41 AM
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6. "Samoan Clerics Finger Homosexuals Over Global Warming"
Really? That title got past editing?
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transeo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:45 AM
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7. Actual title "Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming" Ummm...
Won't fingering the gays just contribute to the problem? I'm just sayin... :evilgrin:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/21/climate_change/
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:49 AM
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8. That must be some really hot sex.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:00 AM
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9. Or..they have super powers and that's why every one is so afraid of them.
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:02 AM
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10. they are the solution to it, they do teh sex without squirting out more humans.
but OMG, who will be making precious little number 8,000,000,000???? oh that child will be such a miracle and mean THE WORLD to his proud parents!! For real too.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:09 AM
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11. And Mexican lemons are saving American lives





They are equally valid.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:37 AM
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12. Teabaggers are
Stupid enough to believe it, I could see this running on FOX NEWS.
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