Jack Van Impe Just Said Obama is.....
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:03 PM
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Jack Van Impe Just Said Obama is.....
......going to negotiate a peace treaty with the Palestinians and Jews and then Jesus will come back.... I am so excited... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :headbang: ....oh and by the way Jack will tell you all the details for $24.95
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:05 PM
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1. Was Rexella there? 'Cause she makes the show....n/t
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:06 PM
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2. Yep Cake face was there too
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:12 PM
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:14 PM
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7. Ooooooh, my sweet Rexella...
:rofl:
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:06 PM
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15. Yanno, I bet Rexella was somethin' before electricity.
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Thu Sep-30-10 03:17 AM
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18. Come on people, she's a total GILF --
(grandmother etc. etc. etc.)
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:07 PM
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3. What's the story on this guy?
He comes on late at night in my town all the time. There's almost nothing out there about him.
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:09 PM
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4. He's better than Comedy Central. Just watch that late night show for 15
minutes and you know how to prank the "Rapture Ready" message forum.
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Thu Sep-30-10 01:13 AM
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16. He can be quite funny at times
He can take any newspaper headline and point out where it was foretold in the bible
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:13 PM
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6. I think Jesus should refuse to return until we have
Yeshuah Ben Joseph
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:27 PM
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Not that I would need it to get around, but if I'm going to have a Millenial reign with everyone living in peace & harmony, then a proper mass transit system is a must. Send the President an e mail and tell him I said so. :)
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:55 PM
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11. I thought you could just appear in a bush, or a dream, and tell him yourself. n/t
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:22 PM
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8. i`ve watched this guy since the early 70`s and .....
this is sort of a break through.....at least he did`t say all the jews who did`t covert would die by the way his wife must be ,well i best not say, without her makeup on..
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:25 PM
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You can take My word for that. And no, Obama is not the AntiMe either, which is really what Jack was implying there.
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:56 PM
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12. Can you smite him? n/t
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:00 PM
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13. I always thought "Imp"
was one of Lucifer's names. This name is too close
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:04 PM
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14. jackie boy, preying on folks spiritual karma is bad shit..
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Thu Sep-30-10 03:14 AM
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17. Wow! Jack that's amazing! Imagine Jeebus coming back in our lifetime!
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