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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:32 PM
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How to Seduce Women by James O'Keefe
:rofl:

<...> now continuing his career as a professional idiot and thug with a flopped attempt to catch a CNN reporter using her sexual wiles to bamboozle him.

It's unbelievably stupid. The reporter gave no indication of flirting for information, but O'Keefe apparently assumed that any blonde reporter was a bimbo. He invited her to come to his boat for an interview, and then stocked it with all the paraphernalia a misogynist might imagine a woman would find irresistible: porn mags, dildos, handcuffs, mirrors on the ceiling, that sort of thing, and hidden cameras. The plan was to have Abbie Boudreau show up, wave a dildo seductively at her, and when she succumbed to his charms to get top secret Republican operative information from him, catch it all on tape.

It's just astonishing. Where did O'Keefe get his ideas about how to seduce a woman, from men's wank magazines? He must have had some delusion that his scheme would actually work, rather than ending with him writhing on the ground cradling his bruised privates while the CNN reporter stormed off of the Love Boat with a juicy story about sleazy Republicans.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/09/our_students_arent_children_bu.php
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:38 PM
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1. Do they have classes where you can learn how to wave dildoes seductively?
Or did he pick up his moves from watching spokesmodels displaying merchandise on QVC?
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:40 PM
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2. I'm wondering who owns that boat.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:58 PM
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6. Good question!
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 03:39 PM
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13. eh... the boat is not all THAT impressive.
They show the boat in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-uc_wgFl24
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Hassin Bin Sober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:31 PM
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19. It's not that impressive but still ....
Who is putting this jobless rat-fucker up in a riverfront house with a boat?
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:52 PM
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3. I'm beginning to suspect O'Keefe is a virgin.
Or someone who has only had sex when he paid for it.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:57 PM
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5. At least as far as women are concerned
I should think that any seduction techniques Mr. O'Keefe might impart would prominently feature mention of rohypnol.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 02:02 PM
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11. exactly. that is my thought. he knew there was no way to seduce (wish is an offensive word
to use in this whole scenerio anyway).
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 04:13 PM
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14. I imagine he's been faithful to his right hand for his entire, miserable, life.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:36 PM
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20. I wonder if he video taped himself buying dildos and skin mags
I mean this guy videotapes EVERYTHING

I posted yesterday that in the massively edited ACORN video the girl's ass was prominently featured- from across the street to inside one of the offices when you would think he would be filming the ACORN staff. This wanker spends all day with a hottie of his own political clan and he doesn't talk her up? He video tapes her ass for later ... uh.... review?

Now this. The guy is a wanker.

We DO need to know who owns the boat and the property where all this was set up.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:54 PM
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4. O'Keefe shoulda tried Ye' Olde Republicon Diaper-Sex trick
Edited on Thu Sep-30-10 01:55 PM by SpiralHawk
That's been known to garner a Standing O from the Republicon Senatorial Cuckus.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 01:59 PM
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7. Here's an uncanny similarity to O'Keefe
dildohead
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uncommon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 02:00 PM
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8. "wave a dildo" lmao
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:46 PM
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24. Yeah. Way to set her up for a BIG disappointment! n/t
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 02:00 PM
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9. i am saying he watched too much porn, and had no woman in RL, so
since he cant get women in real life he knew damn well he wasnt going to get this woman... and forget the fact she was like too many levels above him. not even in his dumbest, and fuck if he isnt stupid, could he think he could get her.

so, what was he going to do to her, to get her on camera in a sexually exploitive manner.

certainly wasnt giong to be him

at 26, and his lacking all these years, he knew.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 02:01 PM
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10. I really think his message about her trying to "seduce" him was a little cover for
Edited on Thu Sep-30-10 02:15 PM by Marr
his planned drugging/sexual assault of the woman. Maybe he planned to rape her, maybe he was going to take pictures, I don't know-- but all the little items around this story make me think he planned something more than embarrassing questions.

If you watch the reporter's account of the story, it does not leave the impression that O'Keefe was planning a prank.
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glitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 04:39 PM
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15. Agreed. Quite a few red flags in this story. His schemes seem to be escalating.
He needs watching, and not by a media audience. Perhaps the FBI can take a break from rousting peace activists.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 04:45 PM
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16. Especially the "get her on a boat" part
So she couldn't get away? :o
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:29 PM
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18. Yep, that is very, very scary
and the plan was adamant about isolating her on that boat. I hope they are protecting the person who told the reporter of the plan. I'm sure they are planning on retaliating.
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Kber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:26 PM
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17. The more I think about it, the more I have to agree with you.
Edited on Thu Sep-30-10 05:27 PM by Kber
It's more than a little disturbing to contemplate that the woman dodged a bigger bullet than just being embarrassed.

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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 03:33 PM
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12. It's like a NC-17 Scooby Doo plot.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:45 PM
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23. Ruh-roh, Raggy
LOL!!
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:38 PM
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21. Was Hannah Giles his girlfriend at the time of the ACORN scam?
She was certainly easy on the eyes, in that Alicia Silverstone sort of way. But then again, I could totally see him doing the whole thing just trying to impress her, and making awkward advances all the time towards her, with her slapping his hand away saying "EW GROSS Jim, stop touching me and get us on FOX News."

And I'm sure Abbie Boudreau would show up for a meeting with a KNOWN secret taper creep, and not realize he was going to have cameras hidden EVERYWHERE. Right? Especially once she saw the "love boat" apparatus...
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onethatcares Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:42 PM
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22. so he wanted to be
the little man in the boat, did he?:wtf: maybe someone should wave a dildo in his face, but what am I thinking, every morning he sees a dildo in the mirror.
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