Is the Creation Museum planning to SHOOT the heretics?

jmowreader

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:16 PM
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Is the Creation Museum planning to SHOOT the heretics?

I was cruising around the darker recesses of the internets when I came upon this...

http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/employment.asp

The first job opening: Armed Security Guard.

I obviously don't go to as many museums as I would like, but is it a common thing for museum security guards to be packed?

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peacebird

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:20 PM
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1. "packed" sounds like they're constipated... "packing" perhaps? ;-)

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Ineeda

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:21 PM
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2. love the "items needed for possible employment."

Items needed for possible employment:

* Resume
* Salvation testimony
* Creation belief statement
* Confirmation of your agreement with the AiG Statement of Faith

Please send, with cover letter, to: HR Department.:rofl:

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muriel_volestrangler

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:28 PM
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3. Wow, even the cooks and warehouse people need to show a 'salvation testimony'

and 'creation belief statement' to be employed there.

As for the armed guard, I suspect they just like to make it look as though they're at risk from some evil adversary (belief in Satan as a personal adversary of mankind is a compulsory belief for them too), either just to make their dull lives seem more exciting, or to impress some gullible supporters (when they get desperate for any evidence that 'Christians are persecuted' in the USA, they can then say "we have to have armed guards!").

Or maybe they anticipate that some armed right wing nutter will uncover how much money they've bilked from him, and come and get them one day ...

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walldude

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:41 PM
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4. Call me crazy but....

When I go to a history museum, it's to learn facts about history. If I wanted to be indoctrinated I would go to church or join a cult.

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Gold Metal Flake

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:46 PM
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5. Religious test for low-wage unskilled employment.

The American Taliban will not stop until that requirement applies to ALL employment.

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GoneOffShore

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Tue Oct-19-10 07:48 PM
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6. AIG - Idiots pushing idiocy to idiots -

Idiots- Supporters of (Un)Intelligent Design - Hence IDiots.

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