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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:25 PM
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Elvira: "I'm not a witch."
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karnac Donating Member (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:26 PM
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1. i'd do her......
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Liquorice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:36 PM
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3. Why do you think anyone cares what or who you would "do"? nt
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:50 PM
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7. Same reason anyone cares whether you care.
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Liquorice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 06:54 PM
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12. That makes no sense. To offer whether or not you would "do" someone is plain ignorance. And nobody
cares who this man would "do." At least I don't think anyone cares. Maybe for some reason you do care who this man deems worthy of "doing." :shrug:
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 12:24 AM
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18. I care, and I'm you
and now you care too
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 12:27 AM
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19. just a guys way of grabbing and making sure his balls are still there. nt
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Kalyke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 02:32 PM
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28. Can't he at least do that in private?
Like the other poster, I don't care whether he'd "do" her and he should have enough respect for women not to think of them only in the "will do" or "won't do" categories.

We don't care if he'd "do" her - is what she said funny?
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 02:59 PM
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30. but but but... it is all, and i mean ALL about doing it for their buddies to show them
Edited on Thu Oct-21-10 03:00 PM by seabeyond
(fuck women) but to show their buddies, they still have one. see guys, i have a dick, lookie... bah hahaha

i mean

isnt it so sad, when you understand, and the guy does it in public. he gets exactly the opposite of what he is looking for. really is funny. i have watched it on du for years.....
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:50 PM
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6. I'd swear by that comment you're my old friend Steve K, but he's a repuke.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:28 PM
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2. Love it! n/t
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karnac Donating Member (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 06:24 PM
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8. you mean you WOULDN'T do her!?!?!?!!?
Edited on Wed Oct-20-10 06:35 PM by karnac
I personally prefer skinny chicks, as long as there is a handful.

But she is something special, humour, T & A. There is only so much an ordinary male can resist!

MAN UP!!! ;-)

PS: this is in response to message before yours. Just too drunk to notice,


Hey forgive me. I am just a man.

chicks. they like a little groveling...................................

that's why libs get some.....
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:55 PM
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17. You'd give her the best 2 minutes of her life, huh?
"I personally prefer skinny chicks, as long as there is a handful."

That's all good, but what kind of chicks prefer *you*? Chicks with little to no self esteem?

"But she is something special, humour, T & A. There is only so much an ordinary male can resist!"

"humour, T & A" is your criteria? Make me laugh and jiggle something, honey! Does it matter whether or not she's a crackhead, a dittohead or a murderous psycho stalker, as long as she makes you laugh, and jiggles something?

"MAN UP!!!"

What, in your definition, constitutes a real "man"?

"PS: this is in response to message before yours. Just too drunk to notice,"

Bragging about how drunk you are... yeah, that's appealing to women everywhere! Oh, wait.... no it's not.


"Hey forgive me. I am just a man."

So, you tell someone to "MAN UP!!!", then you say "I am just a man", like it's a weakness or something. Does the cognitive dissonance hurt?

"chicks. they like a little groveling..................................."

Usually when they're wearing a leather teddy and holding a whip and.... ummm, I mean.. ummmm... yeah, some do, I can't argue with that.

"that's why libs get some....."

Really? Repugs get some because of "pity fucks"....


I was gonna welcome you to DU, but you've been here longer than me lol


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Beartracks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:36 PM
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4. LOL I approve that message, too!
Always good to see Elvira!

:yourock:

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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 05:39 PM
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5. Now that, was fantastic!
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Me. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 06:35 PM
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9. Of Course She Isn't A Witch, She's A Vampire
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karnac Donating Member (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 06:44 PM
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10. so if u suck blood u get big t*ts?
just kinky.


I like!!!
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Me. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:25 PM
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15. That Might Depend On Whether The Person Whose Neck You're Biting
is on steroids.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 06:48 PM
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11. "Except with bigger ^*&s"
That woman is *still* funny as hell.
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 07:06 PM
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13. Elvira is almost 60. She just doesn't age. I would say its because of the evil, but if that were

true and EVIL was the "fountain of youth" then John Boehner would be a real life Benjamin Button.

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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 12:31 AM
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22. Not the real elvira
or at least I don't think it is.
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 08:12 AM
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23. Its really her - Cassandra Peterson - AKA Elvira Mistress of the Dark
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 08:21 AM
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24. I stand corrected
and yes she is in great great shape!!
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karnac Donating Member (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 02:21 PM
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27. Botox makes a HUGE difference!!!
Whether you can still feel your face and lips is an entirely different story.
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karnac Donating Member (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 02:18 PM
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26. Boner is just an Oompa Loompa.
mated with an Amazon.
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Kalyke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 02:36 PM
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29. Hate to break the news to you, but with all that makeup on, who
could tell whether she's aged.

:shrug:
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 03:02 PM
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31. she is a lovely woman without the make up. i saw a picture. and though he would "hit her", she
would be laughing her ass off at his little pecker.

crude is as crude does.....
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:11 PM
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14. LOL!
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:33 PM
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16. I can't see Elvira without thinking of this interview I heard her do with Howard Stern once.
Edited on Wed Oct-20-10 10:33 PM by Marr
She had some stories, yikes. The one that always sticks in my head is her hooking up with Tom Jones when she was an underage Vegas showgirl.

Anyway, she's awesome. I love Elvira.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 12:27 AM
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20. She's got nice eyes
So I'm told....
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 12:30 AM
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21. this video was made by a Duer patriotBoy1 is Jesus's General
an oldtimer. Love that video!!
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-10 08:22 AM
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25. Stand corrected...he merely reposted the vid
my bad!
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