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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:31 AM
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Name Jenna's Book!
Yes, it's time for another DU Project! As per this post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x937479

Jenna Bush is apparently coming out with a new book, and of course, it cries out for some of that special DU help in coming up with a name. So, sports fans, What would YOU offer as a name for this weighty tome?

Don't be hesitant, you shy, mysterious creatures. And remember: The titles The Iliad, War and Peace and How to Win Friends and Influence People are already taken.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:33 AM
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1. Reading For Dummies
and dedicated to her daddy of course.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:43 AM
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40. Drunk Rich...
bitch sluts for dummies..5 easy steps in becoming the easiest lay on the White House lawn...
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:34 AM
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2. How to Get Ahead Having Other People Do Your Work For You.
:shrug:
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:35 AM
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3. "My Life As A Rich And Drunken B****"
:evilgrin:
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Lurking Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:35 AM
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4. Moby Drunk
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:36 AM
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5. Meaningless Feel-Good Title: I'm a Bush and That's Why I Got a Book Deal.
Full title of book
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:36 AM
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6. My Pet Goat
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:46 AM
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16. Dang! Ya beat me to it! nt
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:36 AM
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7. My Family, and Why I Had To Move To Hide My Shame. nt
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:37 AM
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8. Where Did My Panties Go?
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:38 AM
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9. Uncurious George: My Villiage Idiot
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:39 AM
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10. Vanity Fair and Balanced
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:39 AM
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11. The Life and Times of a Privileged, Drunken Skank.
(Foreword by Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan)
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Louis Cipher Donating Member (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:40 AM
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12. "Sex Sells: How to get a head in the porno bizness"
Oh you meant Jenna Bush? I thought you meant Jenna Jameson. Ehhh, stills works.
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:41 AM
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13. "The Margarita Chronicles"
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:43 AM
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14. 'Bread' by El Diablo:
The life and times of a devil of a twin.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:44 AM
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15. The Bodacity of Dope
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:20 AM
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36. OK, that's my favorite. Bodacity of Dope. LOL!!!
:7 :7 :7
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Beausoleil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:52 AM
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17. My Dad's Pet Goat n/t
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JBear Donating Member (318 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:53 AM
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18. WWJD...What Would Jenna Drink?
nt.

:bounce:
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:57 AM
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19. Well, Jenna Jameson's Book Was "How To Fuck Like A Porn Star"
So, Jenna Bush's book should be titled, "How To Fuck Up Like A Bush".
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:03 AM
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20. The Naked Truth: My Trip to Rio
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:05 AM
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21. "Have Bush; Will Travel"
:shrug:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:11 AM
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22. Rich and Stupid: what else is there? nt
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:24 AM
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23. "A Tab to Keep"
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Lurking Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:26 AM
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25. ROFLMAO!
That's the best one yet!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:25 AM
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24. Wit and wisdom of Daddy
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:34 AM
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26. The Bush Twins Coloring Book
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:36 AM
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27. "Things Go Better With Coke"
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:36 AM
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28. `it`s not my fault" .."my dad is a drunk"
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:38 AM
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29. My Pet Goat - The Long-Awaited Sequel
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:02 AM
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30. "Like, this is my book, m'kay?"
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Libby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:06 AM
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31. Bush, Bitch & Beyond n/t
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:06 AM
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32. Get Some Bush
For the price of a couple of margaritas, you can go where so many drunken frat boys have already been, and Get Some Bush
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:09 AM
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33. "I Got It Licked - A Bush Story"



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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:11 AM
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34. Horton Hires A Hoe
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michaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:15 AM
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35. Learning How to Speak Correctly in Public
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:23 AM
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37. "Are You There, Dog? It's Me, Jenna"
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:28 AM
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39. Love it!
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dancingme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:26 AM
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38. MySpacey Book
:party:
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:50 AM
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41. "Being a Falling Down Drunk KICKS ASS! \m/ XD \m/"
I can think of far more offensive ones for this oxygen thief.
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Lurking Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 11:07 AM
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42. There are so many clever, creative people on DU!
This thread has given me numerous laughs today!
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 11:14 AM
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43. "Fuck You"

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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 11:19 AM
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44. Hop On Pop
:hide:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 11:21 AM
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45. My Pet Grog
And her next book will be "Fun with Drink and 'Jane"
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 11:23 AM
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46. Dude, Where's My Panties?
:shrug:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 11:35 AM
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47. Mechanisms of apoptosis triggered by internal signals (bcl-2) along the caspase-9, caspase-3 pathway
Probably not.

:patriot:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 01:21 PM
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48. Sadly, no.
She would think that "apoptosis" has something to do with her father's feet or something and that would be, like, totally gross, ya'know?
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 01:28 PM
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49. Spring Break 4-Evah!
That one skanky photo of the * twins says it all.
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