What they do and do not say in the permanent pundit party on Cable that has replaced the News...

Laughing Out Loud...

Do: The American People have spoken and its clear they want both parties to work together.

Don't: The American people don't know about all the Republican filibusters because we didn't tell them! LOL! So now they think Democrats have been unwilling to work with the Republicans! LOL! Now the in-coming Republicans get to act like 'Daddy's home!" Which really plays to their 'Father Knows Best' base. And we will let them! We never drove home the sound bites and memos of the Republicans PLAN to not work with Obama for political gain in this election. LOL! Their plan WORKED! Boy you've got to admire these guys. They sure know how to win!

Do: The American people want to get Business working with Washington again and extend the Bush tax cuts.

Don't: How about the cleverness of the Republicans making sure the tax cuts would expire right around the mid-terms so they could run on taxes again! LOL! And their party trashed the economy, AGAIN! Which is bad because then a Democrat got elected president, but it is GREAT to have a Democrat that you can BLAME... which gets you back in! Blame Game! Blame Game! Gamey Gamey Game Game!... Boy you have got to admire these guys.

Do: The American people have spoken and it is clear they want to stop the Nancy Pelosi Harry Reed Agenda.

Don't: Huh we were wrong! No matter how close we said the race in Nevada was going to be... it wasn't. Never mind we can still act like it was.

Do: The American people have spoken and they want to reduce the deficit, have smaller government and cut spending.

Don't: How?

Do: Obama did not get his message out. He was too busy acting professorial and speaking faculty lounge talk and over reaching.

Don't: He was too busy doing his job and he expected us... US, to talk about his legislation! LOL! I bet he thought one of us would read it! Maybe do some feel good stories about it... with pictures! LOL! Or talk about his other accomplishments... but that wouldn't fit the not working together part. That would sound more like the Democrats had to go it alone because the Republicans wouldn't vote with them on anything.... yeah...HELL NO YOU CAN'T! LOL! LOL!

Do: The Tea Party revolution is sure going to change the Republican party.

Don't: The Progressive caucus in the Democratic party has gotten bigger and did you get a load of the combined total of the Ed Shultz labor rally and the Stewart / Colbert rally... It was like all the big anti-war rallies that took place. There is a HUGE center left group in this country and... huh? Oh Sorry! LOL! Was I talking out loud?

Do: The Tea Party is interested in jobs jobs jobs! Good American Jobs...

Don't: LOL! Wait till they find out that you can't do that if you caucus with the Republicans because they don't DO JOBS! LOL! Wait until they try to vote on anything! LOL! We certainly won't mention the Bills that could have given us jobs or at least stopped the bleeding by extending benefits which brings a great return on the dollar... A bleeding America is Great! It is invigorating! We can do that whole "resilient Americans" narrative... or, better, we could skip that and just concentrate on how BAD it is until after 2012... THEN, then, when we have Sarah Palin for president we can talk about "getting back to basics"... or Sarah's austerity plan. Oh this is AWESOME! Oh and if they really DO cut spending which everyone knows will drive the depression deeper, it will go WORLD WIDE... oh I can not wait to see Sarah at the U.N. I hope she is packing!

Do: The American people do not care about all the outside money being anonymous! That is a very weak campaign tactic for him to use. Why is Obama even talking about it. Obama needs a different tone.

Don't: We are SO not into it... Except it is amazing how expensive the candidates' races were! It sure cost someone a lot of moolah to fund these guys... huh, I wonder if the candidates owe anything to anybody, and who?

LOL! It sure aint the American People.

Best Jon Stewart quote: "The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic."