Keith Olbermann has found solace in the McRib

Rough week! Lets try to laugh a little and get to fighting again. :) -WB


Keith Olbermann has found solace in the McRib

Diary Entry by Bill Wetzel

Keith Olbermann has found solace in the loving arms of the McRib.

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Suspended MSNBC anchor, Keith Olbermann is reportedly soothing his wounds with a newfound love of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. The McRib, also known as The C*cktease of the Sandwich World, has recently been added back on the McDonald's menu after a sufficient withdrawal-inducing hiatus, where it will then be taken off, then added on, then taken off, and added on in a perpetual mindf**k cycle calibrated to increase sales and terrorize the weakest consumers among us.

Olbermann's suspension has caused great rancor in the Librul blogosphere, so much so that they have evidently forgotten that a tearful drunken orange is likely to be the next Speaker of the House. However, those close to Olbermann are also concerned with his welfare, and no not the kind that people who sit on the couch and do nothing all day long receive.

"Keith is depressed, all he does is eat those damned McRibs, I'm afraid he'll soon move on to cooking them on a spoon and injecting them into his veins!" grieves an unnamed Olbermann relative who I totally made up.

An Olbermann spokesman countered: "Keith is in a hard place now and Mr. McRib makes all the pain go away, at least he's not addicted to falafels like somebody else we know."

President Obama was drinking a 200 million dollar cup of Darjeeling tea in India and could not be reached for comment.

In other news, UFC middleweight contender, Nate "The Pretty Decent" Marquardt has visited a library for the second time in his life.

http://www.opednews.com/Diary/Keith-Olbermann-has-found-by-Bill-Wetzel-101106-924.html

Good to see you, babylonsister, been a little while.

didn't know you were a writer. I'm glad you are; you're good imo. Keep it up, Bill. :hi:

Yup, I live to write. Sometimes serious, sometimes not obviously. :) Yes probably on FB right? I am over there much more than here. I never remember DUer names to real names though, lol.

:rofl:

I just can't remember your real name, lol.

I can't tell you how many times I've coordinated with people unknowingly back and forth between DU and FB, lol.

It's like a see saw going up and down between here and FB but surprisingly I manage.

Great post, BTW. I only had the McRib once and that was over 25 years ago. Guess what's old is new again, in a sense.

:)

Cold Turky....And the golden arches should add it to the menue...could be called Mc Turk....and if you got it bad get the Big McTurk.

I have never had one. Seeing as how people go so crazy over them I think I'll abstain.

I seldom eat fast food...and when i do it is usually a sub sandwich from Subway.

"Turk likes the McTurk!".

I was working the counter the day after they quit selling the mcrib. Some people got ENRAGED! It's sucked working the counter after that/

We live in a bizarre country, lol.

Pretty good episode.

lol Here is the episode: http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v10781240858

Thanks for the link!

would have happened.

And now you think you can just casually sashay back into DU with your clever little satire and your cute ass, and assume all is forgiven.

Well, I for one have NOT FORGOTTEN, WB, and I will blame YOU to my dying breath for the fact that I am compelled to consume unwholesome amounts of alcoholic beverages in order to cope with the pain of living in a world of simulacra and simulation, and an orange-skinned Speaker of the House.

It's all your fault.

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You blame me and never share the alcohol. I weep at the bottom of a bottle for my country too. And when I think just how much I could abuse my travel privileges as president, I weep even more.

:thumbsup: :hi:

:)

I was drawn in at first - and thought OMG, I hope he doesn't gain any more weight. Silly me.

You're welcome.

Either I've been missing your posts, or you've been AWOL for a while? :hi:

I was gone visiting my parents for a few months and they don't have a computer, then when I got back home I had computer trouble for almost a month. Great to see you too!

Well done yet again, sir.

I appreciate the rec!

Nate said he was "off the books". Now his friends will need to do an intervention.

:grouphug:

It's a either a war zone or Olbermania. But, I'd rather have Olbermania than Palinfinitum.