Of course, this headline wasn't intentional......

sucked like repugs mis spoke:P :P :P I mean the headline might have a little truth to it if you play it right:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...they never asked a person to walk a crooked line instead of a straight line when doing sobriety tests. Hey, give us a fightin chance! And, they want you to stand on one leg and count to ten. I'm not a friggin flamingo for chrissakes!
Ha!

I have only had one sobriety test in my life, and I wasn't even driving! I was out with a friend who had just gotten his foot out of a cast that day when we were pulled over. He had just drank one beer...one!, but he could not walk the line because of his foot. I explained to the officer he had just gotten his foot out of a cast, but that only got me a flashlight in the face and an opportunity to walk the line myself! I passed and received the keys to his car while he was carted off to jail. I guess we should be thankful they did not impound the vehicle and we were able to get him released a few hours later.

HEck, I can't say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober!