...if they weren't born at the right place and time, to the right people, that they have no rights, unless they pay for them, and did I mention, YOU CAN GET FUCKED? Well, I said it again, in case I forgot it. Governments are instituted among mainly men, mainly to dole out the power of a country, and how YOU will get owned. Governments derive their power from their power to deceive and coerce people into bullshit ideas that will change about as soon as needed. We will use things like "social contract" and "liberty" to fuck with your head and make you think that you have control. Well, guess what? YOU DON'T. You never did, never will, and never could. Get over it. Raise your little family, and try not to piss us off. When a government becomes so terrible that we, the people who own you, become fed up with it, we will decide to fund a revolution. We may ask our cohorts in foreign countries to help us out, and if they're smart, they will. We will invent a genuine cause for you to fight for, then we will slowly sell it out over the decades that ensue.
And did I mention HA! HA!? Well, HA! HA!
You will suffer under our rule, and you'd better get used to it.
We will commit atrocities in your name in foreign countries.
We won't give a fuck about the poor and homeless, especially if we're responsible for them being that way.
We won't spend any money on public education above that level which will placate you. We may continue to increase funding, UNTIL WE DECIDE NOT TO. Then your children will be fucked, just like you. It's a process of getting used to it. That's the education that they're really getting in school. :-)
We will stall legislation that could help you, until our interests can be taken care of. And if that doesn't happen, guess who's getting fucked? YOU! That's right. Maybe you really did learn something in school after all?
We will make sure to kill any of "your" leaders in plane crashes and other incidents and accidents. Get used to it, it's how we deal with people like you who figure out you're getting fucked.
If you're disabled, we won't out and out kill you, we'll just end any possibility of you living a really productive life. Guess who's scrubbing toilets for a living (if you're lucky)? Yes, that's you! :P
Guess who's going to be retiring at older ages? NOT US! We don't really work, aside from owning you, we just kind of want you to know that. MMMMKay? Alright, thanks Peter.
There are a whole bunch of other ways you're going to regret living in OUR nation, don't try and think of them, we certainly won't tell you about them. :P
ENJOY!