Traveling by air this holiday season? If I had to fly, I would wear

Paper Roses

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:02 PM
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Traveling by air this holiday season? If I had to fly, I would wear

sign around my neck. "I Object" as I went through the scanner or have to receive one of the ghastly body searches.

Everyone I know thinks this is intrusive but you either go through it or stay at home. If enough people wore simple signs, maybe the --media-- would cover it.

Hope lots of Faux folks have to fly to Gramma's house.

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Lint Head

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:07 PM
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1. I think I'll decorate my junk for Christmas.

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blondeatlast

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:09 PM
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2. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." nt

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Lint Head

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:18 PM
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7. Ha ha!

Chestnuts roasting in an scanner's rays. :hi:

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Demeter

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:10 PM
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3. Lead underwear

or not going.

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uncommon

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:10 PM
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4. A little frosting in those hard to reach areas might be an amusing touch :P

But in seriousness I think this is beyond ridiculous.

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littlewolf

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:10 PM
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5. I will not fly ... train or bus .. or car ... mostly car I think

unless for some G_D forsaken reason I have to go to CA...
(highly doubtful .... no family out there and doubt I will get a
training class out there ....)
but if I had to go west ... would be on the train ...

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FLyellowdog

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:11 PM
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6. Get a box...

Cut a hole in the box...put your junk in the box.

Sound familiar? :hi:

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Matariki

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:21 PM
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8. Wonder about the legal ramifications of saying "I don't give my consent to touch my genitals"

Would that aid in a molestation lawsuit?

Speaking of which: http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/17/sexually-assaulted-b.html

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