There was a recent report of a bird pooping on *. In a related story...

yesterday, a bunch of asses shit on a bird.



It was very sad, really. This poor bird got itself mired in an elephant shit-hole, and after many years was up to its neck in elephant feces. The donkeys were very upset by this and were determined to pull the great bird out of the shit-hole, but by the time they finally got around to it, the head ass and many others found the job was far too messy and smelled really, really bad. They didn't want to get themselves dirty, because there was a big party coming up and they wanted to smell really sweet for it. Some of the donkeys still wanted to help the bird, but they were outnumbered by the rest of the asses. The elephants, of course, had no intention of helping the bird. It was their shit-hole, dammit, and the donkeys had no authority there, and besides, better to shit way over there than in their own streets. Most of the asses seemed to agree.

But the head ass said, "Oh, we are kind and caring and much more compassionate than the elephants. We're going to help make the bird's stay a little more comfortable while it's stuck there. Some nice sturdy hats to protect its vulnerable parts from the heat. Oooo, maybe some engraved sucking straws, so it can still breathe, kinda, while the shit keeps piling up. And we'll be back in September when maybe the big, nasty elephants will let us help out a little more."

The people of the donkey clan were very upset. They love this bird, and want the donkeys to help. Most of the elephant clan stood firmly with their chief - Dumbya the decider. But some are not happy with the shit-hole. Even though they are truly grateful that Dumbya is keeping the shit over there so it isn't here, the smell has started to waft over and it's starting to foul up the air at cocktail parties and bringing down property values. Still, what's a few more months..besides, it's not THAT bad, really, and, well, why bother our beautiful minds with this dirty business. It can wait until September and we'll just vacation somewhere nice and insulated from the foul smell.

So the donkey clan is upset and divided on what to do. Some vow to stay loyal to the Head ass and fellow 'suck-this-til-September' asses. But many will not stand for this horrible injustice to the magnificent bird, and are demanding the true donkeys to stand for who they are and do what's right.

How will this end? Will the magnificent bird survive?

If there are any real donkeys out there, you bet your ass it will. If not, you can kiss it goodbye.


As a post-script, the author would like to say to Reid, et al... Great Memorial Day tribute to the troops, guys! But then, this wouldn't be the first time they've be shit on by asses like you!!



SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!!!!!!! BRING THEM HOME!!!!!!!!!