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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:32 PM
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Texas school board member tells parents to "kiss my butt" over religious class.
Texas folks, not picking on you....promise. I am proud of your efforts to rid yourselves of Speaker Craddick. I watched part of that battle on line the other night...it was great. But as a retired teacher, I find this interesting and scary. It is going on here as well.

But since tough guy Chuck Norris is supporting this class as well, it just gets more and more interesting. "Kiss my butt"? :eyes:

From Right Wing Watch at PFAW...amazing story.

Texas School District Official: 'Take That You Dang Heathens'

L.V. “Butch” Foreman, a member of the Ector County school board in Odessa, Texas, has three words for parents who say the district’s Bible course crosses the line: “kiss my butt.” Said Foreman

“If they don’t have children in the class, they can kiss my butt,” Foreman said. “They’re just looking to impose their beliefs and their views on everybody, and we don’t put up with that crap out here.”

If the plaintiffs did have children enrolled in the classes, then Foreman said he would tell the students to drop the class and take another course since it’s an elective.


The ACLU has filed a lawsuit over this. The program is based on views from Jesse Helms, Tony Perkings, and has the support of Chuck Norris.The ACLU claims it is like teaching a Sunday School Class right in the school room. It does not present the Bible objectively, but teaches it as history.

More about Chuck Norris involvement.

Unbeatable Martial-Arts Thespian Lends Fist to Bible-in-Schools Campaign

Chuck Norris, star of TV’s “Walker, Texas Ranger” as well as films including “Missing in Action” and “Delta Force 2,” and his wife Gena have joined the board of directors of the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools (NCBCPS):

“We receive a lot of requests to get behind a lot of things, but it took us only a few minutes to know that we were to stand behind this important work,” the Norrises said. Mr. and Mrs. Norris are featured in a popular television public service announcement that encourages citizens to bring the Bible back to America’s public schools as an available elective course of study. The announcements are aired on several national networks."

The Norris announcements inform viewers that they can call the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools (NCBCPS) to receive information on how any citizen can help their local school board implement the NCBCPS curriculum.

As People For the American Way Foundation’s research has revealed, the goal of NCBCPS is not to improve students’ understanding of history and literature, but to promote Christian doctrine in public schools – unlike other Bible curricula such as the Bible Literacy Project. In fact, a Florida court found that NCBCPS taught religious matters – such as miracles and Jesus’ resurrection – as historical fact, and held its New Testament section in violation of the separation of church and state.
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See, even a Florida Court held it in violation. This must be something they are trying in different states. It is one battle after the other.

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Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:37 PM
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1. You know, even as an atheist, I wouldn't mind if the elective course they are going to offer
was strictly about religious studies -- that is, how did religion develop? What are the tenets of the major religions? What is atheism? I took a philosophy course in college that took this approach. I learned a lot but it was also the turning point of me finally realizing that I was an atheist. The course didn't "convert" me -- just helped me clarify what I had been feeling since I was a child.

But a bible study class? My children are all out of school. The dog I have in this hunt is that my tax dollars are going to pay for the promotion of a particular kind of religion. This is just plain wrong!
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:49 PM
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4. I am all for teaching comparative religion. But not like this.
I think all religions should be taught side by side. There was be so much more understanding of each other.
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:00 AM
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14. Keep them in your church please!!
Why not teach reading, writing, math, history, science, etc. in school and teach the myths in their OWN buildings...their unfairly tax exempt buildings. Teach real stuff in school.

Lee a Disgusted Texan
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:04 AM
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20. I had a comparative religion class as a freshman. It was great.
It teaches them side and side and gives an oversight one does not get in church.

One year I taught, we did have a chance to cover the the various religions and their texts briefly. The kids loved it and it promoted understanding.
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:19 AM
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31. I Do Have a Problem
I have a problem with them teaching it as a Truth. If it was a study of Mythology or at least as a "Iffy"...<g>...I could handle it but teaching religion as a Truth in public school...I don't like it.

Lee
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:29 AM
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37. I do , too.
Should be taught along with others.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:42 AM
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45. I'm sure Islam is represented proportionately in their studies
oh it isn't? Nevermind.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 08:39 AM
Response to Reply #14
81. Yeah, when they start teching math in church it will be a fair trade.
Or real science
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #14
126. Anytime the Church doesn't pay taxes
it's part of the State.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:30 AM
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144. Religion IS real.
If you think religion isn't real enough to have a major influence on U.S. government, laws, and culture, you haven't been paying attention. Whether the belief system itself is valid or not, the teaching and practicing of various beliefs are real, and those belief systems significantly impact U.S. politics.

With that kind of power in the mix, it is a good thing for people to be educated about religions.

Not to be indoctrinated in school, of course. Comparative religion studies have nothing to do with teaching the practice of religion, and everything to do with understanding the religions practiced around us.

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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:51 AM
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86. Absolutely. I took a world religions class in college and found it fascinating. Even
though I'm, at most, agnostic. Seeing many different religions compared side by side really made it so much clearer how most of them are related and interconnected. And made it seem that much more pathetic that people actually fight wars over it.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:31 AM
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145. That's the one thing they DON'T want....
"Seeing many different religions compared side by side really made it so much clearer how most of them are related and interconnected".

That's sacrilege to christians because they KNOW their's is the "one true religion" and that all others are baseless. They don't want to discover that their religion was cherry-picked from previous religions. Their's is The Original and all the events in the bible happened ONLY to their religious figures and only as they say it happened. No other interpretation will be tolerated.

If it wasn't for the Emperor Constantine, who was trying to consolidate and increase his OWN power in Rome, the christian religion would probably remain a splintered and toothless rag-tag group of separate mini-religions. It's amazing to me how ignorant most self-described christians are about the history of their own religion. They have no idea HOW their religion was born, how it evolved (ooh, sorry, was "intelligently designed" :eyes: ) or anything else about their "one true" religion. I guess the bible's first lesson covers that though, "do not eat from the tree of knowledge". Remain ignorant, don't ask questions, just believe what we tell you and everything will be ALRIGHT! :puke: People not intellectually curious enough to study the origins of their religion drive me crazy. Blind faith and the acceptance of ridiculous myths as fact drive me up a wall. To not ask, "why?", is the biggest sin in my book: a book that has been thoroughly researched, I may add. ;)

Teaching this in our schools as factual history is like teaching that Santa Claus was an actual historical figure and that "The Night Before Christmas" is a true historical event.

I'm an atheist (if you couldn't tell). If people want to believe religious dogma that's their prerogative. But to TEACH it as FACT in our schools is WRONG. That's why they have tax-exempt churches (another subject that makes my blood boil). The rabid-religious-right is constantly trying to blur the line between church and state and it's time to make that line TOTALLY CLEAR to them. I hope the ACLU smacks the crap out of them but with Bush's hand-picked Holy Supreme Court I doubt it. An age of darkness is settling upon our land and I find it quite disturbing. Extremely disturbing.
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 09:41 AM
Response to Reply #145
152. Amen (no pun intended).
I agree with every word. I wouldn't say I'm an aetheist because I just have a feeling that there is some kind of universal force, but organized religion holds no interest for me beyond its historical/sociological impact. I don't hold it against anyone if they find comfort and hope in religion, but following anything or anyone blindly is a recipe for disaster.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:12 PM
Response to Reply #152
156. I like the way you think, and I admire the way you express yourself.
You said a lot with just a few words. Summed up my perception of it precisely. :thumbsup:
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 01:42 AM
Response to Reply #156
157. Wow. Thank you Straight Shooter.
That's kind of you to say. :hi:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:21 AM
Response to Reply #157
158. You're more than welcome.
This is a very interesting thread.

:hi:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #4
116. I want to sign up for the Rastafarian class.
Pass the ganja please.
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Nunyabiz Donating Member (504 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 06:48 AM
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78. These nut bags are losing converts at approx. 1% per year
and have been since 1990. In their delusional view they must proselytize children in school with their divine hatred in order to keep their majority of delusional psychotics. These lunatics want not just complete domination of the USA but world domination.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:40 PM
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2. Oh, no offense taken
At least, not today.

What's crazy is that the Lege is trying to force public school systems to offer this class. They're coming pretty close to it. It's one thing to offer a general studies religion class - where all religions are covered, but to concentrate on just one, well, used to be that was unconstitutional.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:49 PM
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3. “They’re just looking to impose their beliefs and their views on everybody"
Excuse me, Mr Foreman?

You're bleeding irony, Butch.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 08:16 AM
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80. Really! "Project much, Butch?" n/t
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 08:42 AM
Response to Reply #80
82. Major projection! Typical though.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:51 PM
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5. They should let the Bible in, that way these kids will wise up and realize...
what bullshit it really is.
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dmsx64 Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:51 PM
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6. Thank God for Chuck Norris
Bottom feeders at the ACLU can do .. well you guess.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:54 PM
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7. "bottom feeders at the ACLU"....oops.. I doubt you meant to say that.
:evilgrin:
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dmsx64 Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:56 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. Yes, I goofed
fortunately. Could have been worse.....from happy Floridian (not transplant)
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:06 AM
Response to Reply #8
22. There are no happy Floridians, unless they are Republicans.
The rest of us just get by.

:evilgrin:
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dmsx64 Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:09 AM
Response to Reply #22
24. Simple.... If thats the case,
Get happy.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:38 AM
Response to Reply #24
42. Aren't you late for Bible class
where they learn that the world is 6000 years old and all the animals were made at the same time and the Easter Bunny's made of chocolate and God is good but just has a rotten sense of humor?
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:46 AM
Response to Reply #42
50. And dinosaurs lived when men did?
:rofl:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:49 AM
Response to Reply #42
54. Deleted sub-thread
Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:30 AM
Response to Reply #8
38. Goofs happen. Especially big ones.
Just ask your parents.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:56 PM
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9. I'm saving this fucking post!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's about the most fucking funny thing I've read in a long time.

"Thank God for Chuck Norris"
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:57 PM
Response to Reply #9
11. I think 'thank god for george bush' is funnier
:P
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:58 PM
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13. No, Chuck Norris is not as dangerous, that's like saying Thank God For Charles Manson.
Nope, I'd say the funky and ironic sounding "Thank God for Chuck Norris" will be with us for a long, long time.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 02:07 PM
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155. Thank God Chuck Norris has got the Evil Atheists in his sight!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=263x26014

these organizations and individuals would love nothing more than to help society look with distain upon Christianity and, ultimately, make its components illegal. In fact, right now, they are coalescing and rallying at least 5 million of their troops to mount counter offensives to Christianity.

For that reason I believe theistic patriots need to be wise to atheists' overt and covert schemes, exposing their agenda and fighting to lay waste to their plans.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:56 PM
Response to Reply #6
10. Yeah, his pimping for exercise machines on infomercials...
has made him a great man :eyes:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 11:57 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. But...
Thank God for Chuck Norris!

:rofl:

Sometimes they're a riot.
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dmsx64 Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:15 AM
Response to Reply #12
27. Oops! I meant to say
Thank God For Jane Foda - wait a minute, forget it. Ok, thank God for Ted Kenedy. No wait, forget it, Thank God for Sandy Burger, No wait forget that too, Thank God for Bill and Hillary (and Monica), foget that too, none of that works either. :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:17 AM
Response to Reply #27
28. Berger....
oops again.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:28 AM
Response to Reply #27
36. Who is "Jane Foda?" Or "Sandy Burger?" And what does "foget" mean?
RimJob doesn't offer a spell checker, does he? Because you've obviously never used one.

Enjoy the graphic at the top of every page. At least that way you'll have one thing to do in life.
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:40 AM
Response to Reply #36
44. du taboo?
Only use SC when it si imporunt. Whuts a graphic?
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:48 AM
Response to Reply #44
53. It's what they call the pictures
That they found of you and the farm animals.

Enjoying your mama's basement? Does she know about your Chuck Norris fetish?
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:51 AM
Response to Reply #53
56. That was a sheep shot.
I mean cheap shot. Your cheeseball insult cracks me up.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:54 AM
Response to Reply #56
59. It was a compliment.
You actually had a date once. In a barn, true, but still... Quite an accomplishment for someone with no real life.
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:01 AM
Response to Reply #59
62. That Farm baiting is realy irritating.
Realy, you seem to be quite knowledgeable in farm life. In fact, I will bet you were there checking out the piglets born to see which of them looked like you. Still funny? I know.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:05 AM
Response to Reply #62
63. Keep typing.
It's fun to watch the thread keep floating to the top. Yes, "realy," it is. :rofl:

Seek help. Try to stay away from the FFA, though. And Chuck Norris. Too much temptation for you.
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:11 AM
Response to Reply #63
67. keep pretending
...that your opinion matters. You speak with no authority, no truth or basis - only insults. Hey but, "I will ride herd on them mispellers, I'll show them... I'll show them not to mess with?
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:15 AM
Response to Reply #67
69. Don't you people push English-only legislation?
You'll be in big trouble if it passes. :rofl:

C'mon, now. Another big :kick: to the top of the threads.
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:26 AM
Response to Reply #69
73. Yo' quero espanol, cabron?
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:28 AM
Response to Reply #73
74. Talking to yourself, again? Or was that meant for your mama?
Family values. Tsk, tsk.
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 06:39 AM
Response to Reply #73
77. Yo quero IBTTS?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 08:46 AM
Response to Reply #73
151. Yo _quero_ espanol?
Geez, it's enough for you to butcher the English language, do you have to f*ck up Spanish too?

I am so glad the moderators did not delete this subthread. This is the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time! Thank God for Chuck Norris!

:rofl:
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:53 AM
Response to Reply #27
57. SpellChekc is you're frend
:eyes:

Hekate

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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:57 AM
Response to Reply #57
60. That one is gone.
All, , don't you know. It's using another alias in the thread now. 'Cause it's clever. :eyes: Or something.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:18 AM
Response to Reply #27
71. Poor sap....
got nobody to talk to, do you?
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:02 AM
Response to Reply #6
16. Here's...a picture of Chucky Norris for you.


"However, fans of the First Amendment should be advised that Norris has not lost a fight since 1968."

:rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:04 AM
Response to Reply #16
18. It's like they don't know how ironic and funny as hell this is.
Out of all the people in the world to support a cause, Chuck Norris.

Now I feel safe in saying my new nickname for Bush:
Walker, Texas Dumbass.
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dmsx64 Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:28 AM
Response to Reply #16
34. Oops. Mad is a veil.
More like bitterfloridian.:shrug:
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dmsx64 Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:28 AM
Response to Reply #16
35. Oops. Mad is a veil.
More like bitterfloridian.:shrug:
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:31 AM
Response to Reply #35
39. Hey, no insults. You like Chuck? I posted a picture for you.
You are a nervy one.
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:46 AM
Response to Reply #39
49. I believe it was sincere
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:48 AM
Response to Reply #49
52. I know it was sincere.
That's why I sincerely posted a picture of Norris.
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 09:56 AM
Response to Reply #16
84. That's because he hasn't fought anyone invoking rule .357
One finger Karate.
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 07:32 AM
Response to Reply #84
149. lol "one finger Karate"!!
:toast:
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:09 AM
Response to Reply #16
136. "...Chuck Norris has not lost a fight..."
His hair piece however, is 0 for 32. :silly:
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:03 AM
Response to Reply #6
17. I Don't Know You
...and you didn't use the Sarcasm emoticon. If you mean what you said, you are in the wrong place. Go read the rules. Posting as a conservative is actually against the rules.

Lee
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:05 AM
Response to Reply #17
21. Oh, but you have to admit that it did make a funny.
Of course it doesn't look like it's potty trained, so it'll have to stay outside, but damn "Thank God for Chuck Norris" that can stay. :rofl:
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:10 AM
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25. OK OK
I haven't heard anything that funny...in a ludicrous way...in a long, long time.

You twisted my arm you know...<g>
Lee
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lowrentlib Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:44 AM
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48. Gracias por nada
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:17 AM
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29. The magic words!!!!!!
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:42 AM
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46. I really admire the Christ-like way Chuck Norris kicks and punches people...

... as a way of resolving conflicts. A real christian role-model, ol' Chuck is! Quite a bible scholar, too.

And his fans... why, what a classy bunch they must be. Did they choose you to come and spread the Good News among us ACLU-lovin' bottom feeders? or did you volunteer your services as Soon-to-be-Tombstoned Shit-Head of the Day?

:rofl:

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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 08:54 AM
Response to Reply #6
83. If Chuck Norris is the best god can do
god is in serious trouble.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:57 AM
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146. The reason there's so many Chuck Norris jokes.....
Chuck Norris IS a joke. A terrible actor (why does the rabid-right only have moronic 'C' list actors as heroes?) who's only claim to fame is being able to kick the crap out of people. Small, weak people.

Yeah, if old Chuck is the best god can do for a "christian soldier" he better start praying for a miracle of his own. :eyes:
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Czolgosz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:01 AM
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15. "Kiss my butt" is actually from a passage in the Bible. Deut. 21:10
Ok, it's only a ROUGH interpretation of the Biblical passage.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:19 AM
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30. Interestingly enough, 16% of Americans sincerely believe that.
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delete_bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:36 AM
Response to Reply #15
85. I think you've stumbled upon the Biblical reason for
fighting them "over there" -

Marrying Female Captives

(10) "When you go out to war against your enemies, and the LORD your God gives them into your hand and you take them captive, (11) and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you desire to take her to be your wife, (12) and you bring her home to your house, she shall shave her head and pare her nails. (13) And she shall take off the clothes in which she was captured and shall remain in your house and lament her father and her mother a full month. After that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife. (14) But if you no longer delight in her, you shall let her go where she wants. But you shall not sell her for money, nor shall you treat her as a slave, since you have humiliated her.

Obviously a few details need to be worked out here, but I think this would be a great recruitment tool. Though I'm not quite sure about verse 13, maybe Chuck can answer this one for me - is the captive provided clothing to change into, or does she basically just sit around naked and bald-headed but well manicured for a month? And what status would Tom Tancredo assign her if she failed to delight her captor, would she be an illegal alien at this point?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:42 PM
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105. I thought it was from that scene where Jesus told that guy to "fuck off" and kicked his ass
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:29 PM
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125. Jesus DID take a whip to those guys, though.
"And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;" John 2:15

(To be fair, newer translations change the wording and alter the punctuation, resulting in a Jesus who only whipped animals and not people, but, again to be fair, I think modern translations are mostly apologetic bullshit, too)
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:04 AM
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19. Anyone smell an ACLU lawsuit????
I do. And what are they gonna do when all the other religions demand equal time???

Church of Satan anyone??????
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:21 AM
Response to Reply #19
33. You Didn't Read It All
Good call. It says the ACLU is doing something....
Lee
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:51 AM
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75. You're right...
...but actually I've been following this story for a while now. One of my fav blogs is http://www.inthepinktexas.com/">In The Pink Texas and they rake them Texas legislators over tremendously hot coals.... like.... like... Texans!

And I also posted an http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=214x125912">article on this travesty earlier this month. I knew when it was still in committee that if it passed, the ACLU would be all over this thing like a cheap suit. The Texas legislature is presently in freefall from what I can gather. And it'll be interesting to see what's left in the rubble when they're done....

;)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:08 AM
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23. Odessa, Texas
Twenty miles from the "hometown" of G.H.W. Bush et al — where the only thing more important than high school football is god. (Permian HS in Odessa was the basis for the book, movie and teevee series, "Friday Night Lights.")

:eyes:

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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:10 AM
Response to Reply #23
26. Well God is man's best friend.
He usually tries to hump woman's leg, so she's not too fond of him.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:20 AM
Response to Reply #26
32. lol! One of my fav jokes EVER: What does a insomniac agnostic dyslexic person do at night?
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:43 AM
Response to Reply #32
47. What does he do?
I don't get it. :shrug:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:46 AM
Response to Reply #47
51. Lay awake in bed all night wondering if there really is a dog!
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

Laugh damn you! LAUGH!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:08 AM
Response to Reply #51
64. Which, for some reason, reminds me:
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."





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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:59 PM
Response to Reply #64
97. Now that reminds me of,
She tells me she does her washing in Tide, and I said 'Why do you do your washing in Tide?', and she said 'It too damn cold outtide.':D
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:36 AM
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40. I can't believe no one has made a "turn the other cheek" reference yet.

Good thing my own sense of humor is MUCH too sophisticated to go that route! :D :dunce: :D

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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:37 AM
Response to Reply #40
41. Why would anyone refer to a Kenny Rogers song?
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:50 AM
Response to Reply #41
55. (Googling Kenny Rogers lyrics...)

... know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em...

No, that's not it. But now I've got that song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot! :cry:

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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:54 AM
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58. (diabolical) HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:58 AM
Response to Reply #40
61. We were waiting for you to do it!
:rofl:

Hekate

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Lord Helmet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:38 AM
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43. my mother would have gotten all up in her face
she's not a big fan mixing school with either religion or the military. She went off on my PE teacher when I was in high school who brought a military "friend" in to talk us into enlisting. It wasn't pretty.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:08 AM
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65. Chuckles Norris, the fundie filmaker
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/christian.aspx

Check out the: "Bells of Innocence." :rofl:



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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:10 AM
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66. His best work (cameo)....
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:18 AM
Response to Reply #66
70. LOLOL!!!!!
Mr. Rogers! :rofl:



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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:23 AM
Response to Reply #70
72. I loved it so much I made the mp3 into a couple of ring tones.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:59 AM
Response to Reply #65
76. All that stuff he's got up there...
on his website... I bet its a great tax write-off! }(
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:11 AM
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68. they'll lose it in Texas the same way
we're obliged to pretend that this isn't a forced religion class - until it actually becomes one.
The first incident of religion as history will blow it out of the water.
But of course by then they will have found a way to divert the funding for it irretrievably into a 'Con crony pocket somewhere.
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 07:53 AM
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79. C'mon, yall, one more puts it on Greatest. K&R. nt
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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:04 AM
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87. It’s an elective
When I was in high school they taught abnormal psychology as an elective. I imagine that might piss off some religious groups, if kids didn’t like it or weren’t interested in it they didn’t take the class. I see no harm in this. Let kids study what they want. If that is the bible then at least they are reading.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:16 AM
Response to Reply #87
88. Welcome to DU. Read Jefferson's thoughts.
"Because religious belief, or non-belief, is such an important part of every
person's life, freedom of religion affects every individual.State churches
that use government power to support themselves and force their views on
persons of other faiths undermine all our civil rights. Moreover, state
support of the church tends to make the clergy unresponsive to the people
and leads to corruption within religion. Erecting the "wall of separation
between church and state," therefore, is absolutely essential in a free
society.'

Thomas Jefferson, speech, 1808
3rd president of US (1743 - 1826)

Elective does not matter in a case like this. Sorry, it does not.

It should not be taught as history.

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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:43 AM
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90. Why not?
A lot of things that aren’t "fact" are taught in school. Kids are taught all sorts of things in and out of school and most of them grow up and start making there own choices about what they do and don't believe. I completely believe and stand behind separation of church and state. But abnormal psychology isn't fact and it was taught that way, I don't see an up roar about that. You can pick your elective course in high school. I picked pottery and band some people would pick religious studies. That isn't crossing the line of church and state in my mind.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:58 AM
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92. It is not religious studies when it presents the Bible as infallible.
Sorry. I was raised Christian, but I want it taught in the home and church not school.

Religious studies include all religions. Study up on the links I posted above.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:11 PM
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93. Yes, it is crossing the line
They are proposing to teach only one religion. How is that even fair to all children? I may be agnostic but by god, if my child's school is going to teach religion, they better teach them all.

I once got into it with a woman about school prayer. She was for it. I was not. I asked her: "Which god will the children pray to?"

Also, I would like to know your theory on why abnormal psychology is not fact?
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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:32 PM
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94. okay
You’re kidding right? The whole reason in my mind why it's acceptable is because it's an optional course. If all kids where forced to take a class where the bible was taught as fact I would be pissed off to, but that isn't what is happing.

I had an elective class in high school which studied homosexuals thru out history. In that class I was taught that being a homosexual was completely natural. I know there are a lot of people out there who wouldn't agree with that but it was taught anyway, and because you could elect to take the course or not people where okay with it. I think we should extend the same curtsey to the other side.

Your right abnormal psychology in and of its self is a fact but a lot of the conditions and treatments in the study aren’t necessarily scientific fact, far from it in some cases.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:59 PM
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96. Why are you comparing abnormal psyc and bible study...
I don't understand. The course we speak of on the Bible is teaching that only Christianity as history...the other is not.

:shrug:

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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:06 PM
Response to Reply #96
98. because...
I'm comparing them because they are both classes that teach theory as fact.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:17 PM
Response to Reply #98
99. But one is medical and one is religious. Big difference.
.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:20 PM
Response to Reply #98
100. LOL! Have fun during your stay on DU!
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:44 PM
Response to Reply #98
114. Because you'd have to be delusional to believe the crap in the bible
you've got your abnormal psychology right there. I demand equal time for the FSM.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #94
101. Not kidding and you avoided the point
Edited on Tue May-29-07 01:26 PM by blogslut
Are you saying that it's okay for a public school to offer an elective class on only one religion? Which religion would that be?
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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:37 PM
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103. Sure
Why not? Have only one, have dozens, and have classes for what ever there is a desire to learn about. It's school after all. If there is enough demand for a class and you can find someone to teach it then go ahead. As long as the students are picking what they are interested in and the fundamentals aren’t being ignored why not?
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:40 PM
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104. Again, you're avoiding
They are only offering one class on one religion. They aren't offering to teach several classes on several religions. Just the one. Guess which one?
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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:54 PM
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108. The one that there is a demand for
I understand people not being happy about it, but there are a lot of things taught in school that people aren’t happy about. I think as long as it's optional there is no harm in it. If there was a big push for Hinduism to be taught and the school district said no then you would have a point.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:57 PM
Response to Reply #108
109. You don't believe much in facts.
"The Bible said it, I believe it, that settles it."

I was raised like that. You just can't argue with people who are right all the time because they are Christians.

:shrug:
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Rosephase Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:07 PM
Response to Reply #109
110. I'm not Christian
I'm not religious at all. You don't have to be Christen to be a stubborn asshole, that's just me.

I don't like the idea of a bible class being taught in school, but I don't think its fundamental wrong. I looked more into the program and I can't say it's anything I would want to sit thru, but as long as there teaching other history courses along side it I don't really see the harm.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 07:20 AM
Response to Reply #110
148. How in fresh hell is the bible "history"?
:wtf: You say you're not religious but yet you claim the story of christianty is "history"? :eyes:
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:23 PM
Response to Reply #108
111. Oh, I see
Edited on Tue May-29-07 02:23 PM by blogslut
So, how will that work? Will they poll the students to find out thier relgious affiliation? You do realize that this isn't what's being proposed don't you? There will be no "pick the most popular" vote? The Texas legislature has already made a choice, leaving out thousands of children because they don't follow the most popular religion. How on earth can you think that is a responsible use of the taxpayer's money?
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:41 PM
Response to Reply #108
113. Not acceptable. The establishment clause forbids an endorsement
of religion - and has been taken to include the appearance of endorsement of religion.

Government and its agencies - including public schools - must practice religious neutrality.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 05:43 AM
Response to Reply #90
141. there are plenty of churches where they can teach that garbage
LEAVE RELIGIOUS CRAP OUT OF SCHOOLS
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:44 PM
Response to Reply #87
106. Can't teach religious doctrine with taxpayer money. You want an elective Bible study course?
go to church.

But you probably know that.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 07:12 AM
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147. They have tax-exempt churches to teach religion.....
THAT'S where religion should be taught. Would you want sex education being taught in Sunday school, even as an elective? Oh, that's right.....there AREN'T any "electives" in Sunday school. Only one narrow point of view is allowed to be taught. Wonder why that is? :shrug:
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9119495 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 02:31 PM
Response to Reply #87
159. Would that the right would allow a class on Satanism then...
Or a "Counter-Bible Class" that states it is all a bunch of hooey using texts from other faiths and non-believers. Allow that class, and I'll support your position.
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:21 AM
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89. Is kissing butts allowed in the Bible?
LOL

The government can't establish a religion. That means a governmental body (like a school) can't establish a religion, like teaching that religion in school, even as an elective. A student-led religious club could form to meet after school and discuss this curriculum though. Maybe that would be a good compromise, if the students in this school are interested.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:44 AM
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91. You'll like bible class or Jesus will take a giant shit right on your head!
In your face, bitches!

Ahh, the joys of olde time religion.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 12:50 PM
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95. Here is more on the questionable curriculum TX is using...
http://www.pfaw.org/pfaw/general/default.aspx?oid=1353

""We're just trying to expose the kids to the biblical Christian worldview..."

— NCBCPS director Elizabeth Ridenour, Sept. 14, 1995 radio program "Truths That Transform"

The self-named National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools may say it wants to introduce Bible classes in public schools to improve students' understanding of literature and history, but the real intent of the organization is to promote a religious, primarily Christian doctrine. In addition, its manual refers to the separation of church and state as a "myth."


It names Pat Robertson and James Kennedy among others as influencing that curriculum. That should tell us something.

And more from Ed Week. Registration is free.

Well, it won't let me link. So the title is The Bible Makes A Comeback.
edweek.org

We do believe that a well-planned course about the Bible can be an enriching part of any student’s studies,” said Kathy Miller, the president of the Texas Freedom Network, an Austin-based organization that promotes “religious freedom and individual liberties to counter the religious right,” according to its Web site. The network conducted an intensive study of Bible curricula in public schools throughout the state.

“But we discovered that the vast majority of courses about the Bible are devotional in nature and more about the religious beliefs and practices of the teacher than about the influence of the Bible in history and literature,” Ms. Miller said.

Those kinds of programs are destined to be challenged, according to Ms. Miller. That was the case a decade ago across the Florida peninsula from Jacksonville. Efforts by the Lee County school district, in Fort Myers, ran into legal trouble when several parents, supported by groups advocating separation of church and state, challenged two Bible-history courses that they deemed religiously based.

The 80,000-student district was teaching a course with the Bible as the main text and structured around a framework crafted by the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools. The Greensboro, N.C.-based group recommends Bible courses to “deal with the moral crises in our society,” President Elizabeth Ridenour writes in a letter on the group’s Web site. But the council has drawn criticism from some scholars who say it is promoting a Protestant worldview.

...."The council, however, reports that it has been successful in other parts of the country. The council recruits parent groups to make the case with local school boards and administrators for adding its curriculum, a strategy that it says has led to its adoption in nearly 400 school districts.


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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:27 PM
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102. And to quote Ben Stiller from Dodgeball:
"Fucking Chuck Norris"

They're going to start offering this crap in Georgia in the upcoming school year. I can't wait for the lawsuits!
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 01:46 PM
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107. I think chuck norris and kirk cameron should get together and revive
their careers with a little bible adventure...

:rofl:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:38 PM
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112. Woe is the persecuted Christian
:sarcasm:

They know it's wrong but they don't care. People like this give Xtians a bad reputation. I know that not all Xtians are morans but sometimes it sure looks like it. Why is it so frakking hard to grasp the concept that religion doesn't belong in a public school? I'd hate to think what kind of science they teach at this school.
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 02:48 PM
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115. That's going to cost the district a pretty penny....
I guess they'd rather fight established law and the US Constitution than provide their kids with books and after school activities.
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 04:47 PM
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117. Could be I missed it, but have they specified which version of the Bible?
I know quite a few evangelical fundamentalists who believe the original King James Version is the only authorized version of the Bible, sanctioned by God (used to be a saying--if it was good enough for St. Paul, it's good enough for me...go figure that one!). Heard about a preacher who took a sharp knife to church and during his sermon he chopped up a lot of other versions--NIV, American Standard, possibly the Catholic Bible, etc.--declaring them evil, the work of the devil! So just wondering what version made the approved list for this class...

There was a hymn we used to sing back in the day when I attended church--"They Will Know We Are Christians by Our Love." Maybe that's been replaced by "If You Don't Like It You Can Kiss My Butt!" Not one of Charles Wesley's, I'm betting!

Blessings.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 04:48 PM
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118. Can't resist....remember this clip from Alexandra Pelosi's film?
Refuting Evolution: Pelosi's film excerpt
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/madfloridian/1046
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:35 PM
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127. Except the stats maybe wrong
Great clip, btw.

But the subtitle said that "54 million Americans do not believe in evolution." That all depends on who's doing the polling, of course, but the latest number I heard was 65%, practically 2/3s of all Americans, and my anecdotal experience supports this. Even 54 million is still 1/6th. And that's WITHOUT the Bible being taught in schools!
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 07:36 AM
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150. I couldn't finish watching that propagandist drivel.....
showing children a picture of apes and asking, "did your grandfather look like that"? :banghead: Poisoning the minds of impressionable children with unsubstantiated myth is far superior to exposing them to "devil science". :sarcasm:

The adults who push this crap are dangerous, stupid people who have absolutely no interest in educating these children, only indoctrinating them. Creating a future generation of unquestioning, tithing zombies who'll give until it hurts so they'll ensure their place in "heaven" and quite possibly hijack our Democracy (what little remains) to spread their dream of a theocratic America. :grr:

I loathe these people.
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 05:02 PM
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119. You know, if the bible classes were really, truly, only history, the Fundies would HATE them
Which is why even states that say it is only going to be history are lying their asses off. I took a biblical history class and they blew every myth out of the water. They told us about the different authors of the bible, the agenda and viewpoint of the authors, how the bible changed through history, where the myths emerged from and why...etc. etc. etc. There was one kid who just refused to believe it, but such is life.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 05:31 PM
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120. Arm you kid with meaningful bible questions!
There is an opportunity here to teach your child about religion, and have some fun. Here are just a few questions that'll make a West Texas bible teacher run screaming down the halls.

1. Were there Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark? What did they eat?

2. What was Jesus doing between the ages of 7 and 33?

3. While most Jewish men of that time married, Jesus never married .. do you think he was gay?

4. Are Mormon's Christians? How about Catholics?

5. Why is the holy land in the desert? Wouldn't an all knowing God put the promised land in a nicer place, like Hawaii?

6. Why did God make so many planets? Was he using "trial and error"?

7. Do Jews go to heaven? Muslims? Democrats?

8. Will I have to eat green beans in heaven?

9. Why is it taking so long for Jesus to come back? Do you think he has people on other planets and he is too tied up with them to deal with us right now?

10. Are the 10 commandments God's laws, or really more like God's guidelines?
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 06:57 PM
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121. i would love to see the teacher's face after any one of these questions.
i bet it would look like he/she were sucking a lemon.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 08:35 PM
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123. Here's how they would answer #1 in part....video
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/madfloridian/1046

The bible trumps science, and so difficult questions pose no problem at all.

You just answer...the bible tells me so. That's it. Watch the clip.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 07:05 PM
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122. Tax-payer bible class is UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!
Edited on Tue May-29-07 07:06 PM by and-justice-for-all
There are private schools if they want their children indoctrinated with myth-information and superstition.
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lilypad_567 Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:24 PM
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124. what is wrong with these people
gosh, if these people wants to teach the bible, go right ahead, in a bible club, or at the church or at the home. you, know, i think that people care more about appearance, appearing more like a christian than behaving like one. many people in the USA consider them self christian, but many could barely name the the top four guy, who was it, matthew, luke, paul, and john? and people could barely remember the all of the ten commandment. i think that if these people spend more time reading the bible, and fellowing it preaching instead of observing over how other people are living their lives, these people might actually accomplish something, like remembering who Matthew, luke, paul, and john are, and remember all the ten commandment, and praying quietly in the closet instead of loudly on the street.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:40 PM
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128. It has to do with their opposition to "public" schools.
At least I am coming to that conclusion. We are having the same problem here in Florida. Many of these religious groups want to home-school their kids, and a huge number of the lessons are done by religious groups like this. They don't like public schools, and they are still going against the courts here in Florida and giving public money to private religious schools for some vouchers.

They know it is not the proper place, but that does not matter at all. They simply believe our country is about what God said in the Bible.

This was in the video above. I was raised hearing it. I always thought I was right until I went off to college.

God said it, I believe it, that settles it.


Some versions of that famous statement substitute The Bible said it.

You can not argue with people who believe that.

At college I found out other religions had their saviors, there were common themes. The salvation was unique to each one and only available to the followers of that religious group. I could go on and on.

I went home that semester with my tail between my legs. My parents hugged me and said it was a lesson well-learned. That faith was private and not to be forced on others.



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lilypad_567 Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:42 PM
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132. check out this video
hey, just wanted you to check out this video, its is one of the greatest speeches i have ever seen, by charlie chaplin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwOu5x4TIU

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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:22 AM
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139. Tremendous.
Biting.

I did not realize Charlie Chaplin had that moustache first.

"Since Adolf Hitler had the audacity to borrow his mustache from the most famous celebrity in the world -- Charlie Chaplin -- it meant Hitler was fair game for Chaplin's comedy. (Strangely, the two men were born within four days of each other.) The Great Dictator, conceived in the late thirties but not released until 1940, when Hitler's war was raging across Europe, is the film that skewered the tyrant."

http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php?/site/articles/the_great_dictator_produced_directed_starring_by_charlie_chaplin/
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 10:50 PM
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129. I teach the Bible in a public school at least once a week
Oftentimes, I teach it more.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: it is IMPOSSIBLE to FULLY teach most great works of literature without some understanding of the Bible and Biblical allusions. Comparative religion doesn't even come into play; there are references to the Koran in neither Huckleberry Finn nor Hamlet.

And even most of my born-again, going-to-church-four-times-a-week kids don't some pretty basic stories. Like anything in the Old Testament, or anything in the NT other than "Jesus was the son of god" -- they don't know what to capitalize, either -- "and Jesus died for our sins. And he was probably killed by Jews, and the end times are upon us. And since I'm a Christian and 'you' aren't, you're burning in hell."

Also, I use a lot of stuff from the SPLC (www.teachingtolerance.org). Religion plays a major role in that inquiry; it's impossible to discuss discrimination without it.

There's a time and place for biblical exploration, and maybe even enough to justify a complete class to study it. Our society, if not our constitution, has revolved around the Bible for millenia.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:11 PM
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130. I see nothing wrong with the right type of bible class.
But not from the group I posted above in the OP. No, they are part of the Pat Robertson, James Kennedy, bunch.

I do think if you teach the bible in a public school with public tax money, you need to be very careful.

I would never judge you, not having access to how you teach. But it is a fine line with these extreme groups waiting to gain access.

They have it in our area, creationism is taught. I think some teach evolution. But one is fact and one is not. That troubles me.

The class I am talking about, the class Chuck Norris is pushing, the class the school board member is passionate enough about to say kiss my butt....well that class also has a textbook from Pat Robertson's group.

We are in danger if we allow teaching like that. Sorry.
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:05 AM
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134. Teachers need to use the "My Kid" approach.
It comes in handy.

Approximately 347 times a day I ask myself: is this something I'd be comfortable with MY kid's teacher doing?

If they were studying the Rig Veda as fact? Hell no. I don't care how many Rudyard Kipling stories they read, if the Rig Veda isn't somehow involved, then don't teach it.

Personally, I'd be a little leary of teaching anything with Pat Robertson's INITIALS on it. I'd also avoid F-9/11 for the same reason.

And, for the record, I'm an atheist, a humanist, and a Unitarian, but I was raised Southern Baptist and teach in an extremely "multicultural" school. I have a strong aesthetic appreciation of the Bible, but not much more.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:08 AM
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135. If you are in public school, does no one monitor your bible class?
By the time I retired, we were practically having to teach from a script in the Core Knowledge.

We were so careful not to deviate from the lesson plans.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:20 PM
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131. Endorsers of the curriculum in the class I mention.
I am doing some more research on this. It is going to come down to a Supreme Court contest. They want it to be. This is an ideal time to get something like this through.

There's a lot at this link.

http://www.tfn.org/religiousfreedom/biblecurriculum/execsummary/

Here are the ones on the advisory committee and those who endorse it. They should NOT be allowing such a class in public school.

"The Advisory Committee’s more than 50
members include many well-known figures
associated with the religious right and conservative
organizations, as well as several politicians.
Counted among its members are:

• David Barton, founder of WallBuilders,
an organization that argues against the
separation of church and state; identified as
one of the “25 Most Influential Evangelicals in
America”; 15

• Dr. D. James Kennedy, head of Coral Ridge
Ministries and founder of the Center for
Reclaiming America, an organization that
sponsors conferences named “Reclaiming
America for Christ”; 16

• Rabbi Daniel Lapin, founder and director of
Toward Tradition, a nonprofit organization
devoted to returning America to Judeo-
Christian values and “faith-based American
principles of constitutional and limited
government”;17

• Dr. Charles Stanley, pastor of First Baptist
Church, Atlanta;

• Joyce Meyer, evangelist and founder of
Joyce Meyer Ministries; identified by Time
magazine as among the “25 Most Influential
Evangelicals in America”;

• Grant R. Jeffrey, of Grant R. Jeffrey
Ministries;

• Howard Phillips, chairman of the
Conservative Caucus;

• Dr. Marshall Foster, president of the
Mayflower Institute;

• U. S. Rep. Sue Myrick (N.C., 9th District);

• U. S. Rep. Robin C. Hayes (N.C., 8th District);
• Eleven politicians serving at the state level,
nine in North Carolina, one in Georgia and
one in Kentucky;

• U.S. Senate Chaplain Dr. Barry Black;
• Holly Coors; and
• Mr. and Mrs. Chuck Norris.

Endorsements of the curriculum are listed on
the Web site and in the supplemental text Public
Schools – Bible Curriculum.

They include:
• American Family Association Center for Law
and Policy, founded by Donald Wildmon;
• American Center for Law and Justice,
associated with Pat Robertson;
• Concerned Women of America, founded by
Beverly LaHaye;
• Focus on the Family, associated with James
Dobson;
• National Legal Foundation, founded by Pat
Robertson;
• Eagle Forum, led by Phyllis Schlafly;
• Center for Reclaiming America;
• WallBuilders;
• National Association of Christian Educators/'

Citizens for Excellence in Education;
• Tony Perkins, president of the Family
Research Council;
• Joel A. Freeman, president of The Freeman
Institute;
• Liberty Legal Institute;
• Texas Justice Foundation;
• Dr. Robert P. George, McCormick Professor of
Jurisprudence at Princeton University;
• Dr. Gerard V. Bradley, Professor of Law at the
University of Notre Dame School of Law;
• Dr. John Eidsmoe, Professor of Law, Faulkner
University;
• Rep. Walter B. Jones (N.C., 3rd District);
• Sen. Jesse Helms (former Senator, N.C.,
retired); and
• Rep. J. C. Watts (Representative, Okla., 4th
District, retired).


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lilypad_567 Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-29-07 11:44 PM
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133. fellow DUer and mad floridan
check out the greatest speech's of all time, by charlie chaplin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwOu5x4TIU

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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:11 AM
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137. We've got some real problems here in Texas, serious problems.
No one is watching the education level of poorer district kinda problems. This district just stuck out for a third time in their yearly benchmarking scores - they can't pass math or science. Now the state takes over - bet it is happening all over the state.

Not good.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:18 AM
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138. I sympathize. We have a lot of that in Florida after Jeb's reign.
Our FCAT (Florida tests may be passing)...but the NCLB tests contradict them.

It's bad.
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:18 AM
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143. With a capitol T, that rhymes with B, and that stands for Bible
Wasn't Texas the crucible for Bush's "No Child Left Behind" farce?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 05:40 AM
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140. I have seen Chuck Norris and his sanctimonious wife bible-thumping on TV
:puke:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:11 AM
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142. LOL
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 12:11 PM
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154. He doesn't always wear the hat you know
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nealmhughes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 10:26 AM
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153. There is a wonder short novel called "Jujitsu for Christ." One of my favorite novels.
Set in Jackson MS in the height of the civil rights movement, it is a classic coming of age novel masquerading as a critique of then current racial and religious views in the Deep South.

Just thought I'd hype a little known modern classic!
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