We don't need any of those geeks running the government,

those sissy types (you know what I mean) spending our hard earned tax dollars on low-lifes and druggies and bankers, acting like they’re smarter than everyone else when we can hardly understand a word they say. People keep saying Obama’s such a great speaker but I don’t see it. I listen to him and I just hear gibberish or maybe Swahili. And there he is, looking down his big fat nose at us.

All it takes to run this country is some common sense like Sarah Palin has and faith in the Lord. Cut taxes and reduce the government. Put criminals behind bars. And no rights at all for terrorists -- or their associates. Anyone who thinks government's complicated is just trying to complicate you of your hard earned money. Sarah Palin is straight with us. And she’s for guns and religion, just like we are. And that’s why she’s going to win in 2012.

Hell, that woman spent 5 or 6 years in college, didn’t she? More than most of the people I know. She’d make a fine President. Most Americans agree with me. We’ll be lining up by the millions to vote for her.

Mark my words.

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Yes, this is parody, but I’m afraid that for millions of Americans, it’s pretty close to the truth.

You didn't have any of the usual mistakes, that these hominids make.

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Learning proper spelling and grammar is for elitist Ivy-League attending socialists. The OP would be called out as an impostor and a spy 5 minutes into any Tea Party gathering.

I'll have to watch my spelling though, when I'm around the freepers.

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I even thoughtlessly fixed a typo. How dumb was that?