The White House dared the Republicans to Post their Health Plans!

What you can’t do just yet is read about the Republicans’ consensus plan – because so far they haven’t announced what proposal they’ll be bringing to the table. To be sure, there are many Republicans who share the President’s conviction that we need to act on reform, and there are several pieces of Republican health care legislation out there. Previously we were told this was the House Republican bill. Is it still?....The Senate Republicans have yet to post any kind of plan, so we continue to await word from them.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2010/02/22/will-republicans-post-their-health-plan-and-when

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So the Republicans finally Responded!

Here are the various Republican "Plans" as posted!






The McConnell Plan:







The Bohner Plan:







The Cantor Plan: :scared:

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The Kyl Plan:







The McCain Plan: :eyes:




The Grassley Plan: :crazy:





So the White House Responds with a Double Dare!

As of right now, the American people still don’t know which one Congressional Republicans support and which one they want to present to the public on Thursday.....A collection of piecemeal and sometimes conflicting ideas won’t do....As we said today, we’ll be happy to post the Republican plan on our website once they indicate to us which one we should post. We hope they won’t pass up this opportunity to make their case to the American people. :shrug:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2010/02/22/will-republicans-post-their-health-plan-and-when

THE BALLS BACK IN YOUR COURT, GOPs!
What are you gonna do now?

"DUH! I GOT THIS!"

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OK NOW

Your entire post is DUzy-worthy!

Plus, it's dead-on accurate!

LOVE IT!


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It's easier to talk nonsense, they are taking the easy route out.

And what the frak is this? I swear, some people live to embarrass themselves.

:rofl::rofl: Frenchie:patriot:

It will be difficult, but the media are good at taking GOP shit
and turning into palatable turds!

Their constituents are idiots.

GOP PETERS above their level of competence...unable to formulate plausible positive Plans....

I must look it up!

Thanks! :hi:

etc

:rofl:

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:fistbump:

:rofl:

You are too good!

:rofl:

:rofl: :spray:

Needed that!

Better watch it! Cause......

I have a feeling the GOP will look pretty much like that tomorrow!

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you have to scroll down so far to give them a Morning Fucking Kick.

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all of the Republicans real suggestions wouldn't have more than a 5% impact on the out of control situation we have now.

Yes, they want it to fail. Their real agenda is painfully obvious to the American people. Their "plan" is doing all they can to insure HCR fails.

"Let's start from scratch."
"Let's start over."
"Let's go back to the drawing board."
"Its time to take a fresh look."
"Lets scrap the plan and begin anew."

Should be an enlightening meeting....not.

nt

K&R

Those are some great nonplans!

Perfect!

Recommended, oh so recommended!

:rofl:

Thank you for providing a desperately-needed laugh! It would be even funnier if it weren't so true, which is actually really, really sad.

Was that Bohner #1 or Bhoner #2 pictured? (last night's Maddow)

I'd sure like to watch as some of these guys looked at this. THAT would be precious! :rofl:

I do love a morning that includes a hearty "teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee..."

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:rofl: I'm laughing at your thread and laughing at myself. When I read "The Republicans Answer the Dare from the WH! Their Plans now Posted!" I was thinking "Good, it's about time. I'll read it and then jump in the shower." I need to soak my head - I'm a gullible idiot! :crazy:

Too funny Frenchie! You made my day.....

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That was hilarious!

thanks for confirming! And great job!

:popcorn:
KnR

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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It's hard to find any sympathy for these folks - they've been so busy stalling, brawling 'n squalling, they forgot to do their own homework!

I think this might be my favorite of every post I've ever seen by you :)

Kicked, recced, and laughed at so hard I had to pee!!! :rofl:

Very freakin' funny. Maybe you can pinch hit for the Top Ten Conservative Idiots guy.

Well done.

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You must have a mole planted somewhere in the GOP!

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God. (They thought it said, "single prayer.")

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I'm doing everything I can to spread this one around; e-mailing it, printing it, recommending it, and kicking it!

:kick:

And of course under their plan I would STAY blind.

Thanks, that was brilliant!

Recommended and recommended for a DUZY in its entirety

Thanks! laughing is better than punching the wingnuts in the nose, which is what I'd like to do. feels better, less karma ;)

:rofl:

Brilliantly done FC! :yourock:

Love this. Great job!

...is well known: lower taxes on the wealthy, love your guns, and praise Jesus.

:toast:

It's the Ed Wood Plan--Total Trash! :rofl:

Kicked and rec'd!

so I chose the less grosser! (talking like Palin)

:hi:

"Come big or stay home!".

Forget 3-D chess, he's playing poker!