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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 08:49 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: New Health Plans developed Since Summit!
Edited on Thu Feb-25-10 09:06 PM by FrenchieCat

From Sen. McConnell(R)

The Scrapping it





and Starting Over with a Blank Sheet of Paper PLAN

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q3JthHcpqjg/SNgludBtuUI/AAAAAAAAAyE/wiexSI3zUPg/s320/blank+page.jpg






From Rep. Eric Boehner(R),

The Pinocchio PLAN

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/S2GbCI4JW0I/AAAAAAAADc8/ox84UIK6wsY/s400/Shrek+the+Third+-+Pinocchio+-+02.jpg






FROM Rep. John Kline (R),


The Etch-A-Sketch PLAN








From Rep. Marsha Blackburn(R)

The Blah-Blah-Blah PLAN









From Rep. Paul Ryan(R),


a twofer! :bounce:

The Speaking Using Made UP Numbers PLAN
combined with
Dazzling you with my Brilliance PLAN


<---Americans watching






From Vice President Biden,


The "You've got to be Kidding" PLAN







From Sen. John McCain(R)

The Same 'ol Same 'ol PLAN :boring:






From Sen.Richard Durbin(D),

"We'll just Reconcile this Sucker" PLAN













From Speaker of the House, Rep. Nancy Pelosi


The "I'm kicking your Ass While Smiling" PLAN

Republicans --->






From CNN, the Very Special and Unique

We'll just talk over the Democrats including the President PLAN









From MSNBC, All Politics, All the time

You'll never know the difference PLAN



Pres. Obama at the Summit, or whateva!! :crazy:
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/FIS+Alpine+Ski+World+Cup+Men+Downhill+R8cuE1yVCEml.jpg





From President Barack Obama

The Barack Obama PLAN

REPUBLICANS --->



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Raine1967 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 08:51 PM
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1. A VERY happy K&R!
:rofl:

My fave was the Biden plan!
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 08:52 PM
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2. Of course, I'm a Joe Biden kind of guy, so I'm all for the "You've Got To Be Kidding" plan...
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:03 PM
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3. Etch-A-Sketch PLAN! WTF was that idiot talking about today?
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:07 PM
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4. That our lives are like small multiple Etch-A-Sketches to Republicans......?
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66 dmhlt Donating Member (935 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 09:47 AM
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28. That Etch-A-Sketch picture is great! Except ...
It was Peter Roskam (R-IL) who said it, not Kline.

Forget the Etch-A-Sketch - Roskam is so dumb he couldn't make a Slinky work!
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 09:13 PM
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46. Yeah, you are correct. I made that mistake cause all of the Repukes
look alike to me.

But I realized after the fact that it was that unknown, and not the other unknown. :hi:
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:11 PM
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5. You're on a
Roll, Frenchie!!

Now if we could just spread this far and wide over the net bc you know the corporatemedia won't fess up.

I didn't even watch today but these suckers are sooo predictable.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 10:22 PM
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12. The Corporate media have their marching orders: KILL THE FUCKING BILL
and hurry up!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:37 PM
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37. I know they do....
Fuckers whoring for their mediawhore cohorts.
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:16 PM
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6. I gave up trying to figure out what Blackburn was talking about, but the Etch-a-Sketch
had me rolling on the floor. Especially each time he turned the knobs!

He was actually turning knobs!
:rofl: :rofl:
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:29 PM
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7. Could a good campaign ad be made to make Kline totally stupid with an etch-a-sketch?
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 05:06 PM
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41. Sure! Looks totally stupid WITHOUT an Etch-A-Sketch!
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-28-10 03:30 PM
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49. I thought he was twisting his NIPPLES!
But maybe that was just me...
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 10:15 PM
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11. Blackburn gives me heartburn. Nothing she says ever can be remembered!
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 10:44 PM
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13. You mean Marsha BlahBlahBlackburn?
:rofl:
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:30 PM
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8. I thought one of them would involve sacrificing all of the Republicans in a volcano to the gods.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 09:39 PM
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9. And the Grand Consolidated Republican Plan...



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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 10:04 PM
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10. That's gonna have to go up their collective
Noses!
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 10:48 PM
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14. STOP!! You're killing me.
:rofl:
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 11:40 PM
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16. You just need you some health care! That's all!
:)
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ProSense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-25-10 10:51 PM
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15. .
:rofl:
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Kind of Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 12:07 AM
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17. My God. This is too funny! How about the Canadian plan
by doctor-Rep. John Barrasso, talking about a Canadian premiere with heart problems and a member of parliament with cancer who both flew to the U.S. for treatment.

Astounding that Pres. Obama had to break it down that for what Barrasco wants, Americans who need coverage aren't "premieres or sultans" with lots of disposable income :crazy:
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 12:38 AM
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18. Awe man! I missed including him in there.......

From Doctor-Rep. John Barrasso

Ultra Rich Canadians with losta of money love current American Health Care PLAN!





:loveya:
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niceypoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 12:53 AM
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19. Pinochio is right....
...and you could tell he knew it.

Hey BONER, everybody knows you are a liar now!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:06 AM
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20. FC, you are on a roll today rec. Thank you for this effort!!!!nt
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:15 AM
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21. Oh gods I love Joe Biden and Barack Obama. I hope they know what a great team they look like. KnR .
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Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 02:55 AM
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22. Some of the things folks took time to think about before saying....
1) The story about the woman that wore the 'used' false teeth.
2) Throwing a 10 foot rope, then a 20 foot rope, to a man drowning 50 feet out from the shore.
3) The microwave and bread crumb reference.

Not saying that any of the above should be added to the list because they shouldn't = but they are just things that once ya hear them they stick in your head! ;)

p.s. Today during the HC Summit:
Loved it when Pelosi kicked Boehner's butt.
Loved it when President Obama mispronounced Boehner's name!
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impik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 04:50 AM
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23. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Brilliant!
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gademocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 07:11 AM
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24. K&R
Loved the way Nancy Pelosi kicked their sorry asses.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 08:01 AM
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25. You can always count on that McCain picture for a laugh.
:rofl:
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CLANG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 08:05 AM
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26. Great way to start the day! K&R Frenchie!!
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activa8tr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 08:21 AM
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27. GOSH that was GREAT! K+R !!
How did you do this so quickly?

I love the MSNBC plan.. what an irresponsible news network. Same for CNN !
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mistertrickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 10:45 AM
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29. Love your picture, Frenchie . . .
you are sooo . . . cute.

But, you probably get that a lot.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:31 PM
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36. If you are referring to my sig,
That's my baby girl, not me! :blush:
Although of course, the apple didn't fall far from the tree! :)
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mistertrickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 04:32 PM
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39. I was referring to the photo on your journal homepage. Now I'm scared to say
that your daughter is cute too since somebody will call me names . . .
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 04:58 PM
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40. Awe....thanks...cause yeah, that is me!
I appreciate the compliment very much! :hi:
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CLANG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 03:50 PM
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38. Jesus, that's her daughter ya perv!
:sarcasm: :spray:
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 10:58 AM
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30. The Waxman plan: "Fuck you Republicans Plan" n/t
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:30 PM
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35. Yes, that is a good plan!
:hi:



From Rep. Henry Waxman(D),

The "Fuck you Republicans" PLAN
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livetohike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 11:41 AM
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31. Thank you! I was out all day and missed watching the summit
Excellent synopsis :toast:.
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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 12:17 PM
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32. Great post!
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Jokinomx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:18 PM
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33. You made me laugh and lately that hasn't happened to much...
I am celebrating a year on unemployment .... which looks as though it is about to end.

:toast:
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 01:28 PM
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34. Well, you have my good wishes that it will end ASAP!
and I'm glad that I could help bring a bit of blue skies
and sunshine at this time.

Good Luck! :hi:
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 06:04 PM
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43. Hopefully, you shouldn't be going without benefits for too long. eom
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Union Yes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 05:55 PM
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42. KNR for the applause gif after the reconciliation quote! nt
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 07:53 PM
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44. You know, one picture is worth a thousand words...
... These are priceless!
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SalviaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-26-10 08:15 PM
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45. HeHeHe...k&R
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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-27-10 12:18 PM
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47. Paul Ryan is a charmer. Listen to what he says about Obama's budget....
Free health care? Giving us huge taxes.... The budgets fiscal consequences? Yet it is alright for Washington to take our money for bank bailouts. Socialsim for banks he is alright with Paul, but not for college tuition. These are entitlement programs. Talk about confusion..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxE7mWXQwOA
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-27-10 06:36 PM
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48. Yep, Ryan full of shit and then some. Having pretty eyes doesn't hide the fact
that there are no new ideas in back of 'em.
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