We've worried about Obama's birth certificate and social security number. What's next?

Seriously, Bush had his "I'm the decider" moment.

But then there is the other half of me that realizes that the moment he responds to this racist bullshit, he's taken the bait.

But the fantasy side of me wants him to say "FUCK you, the horse you rose IN on, and YOUR MOTHER."

I'm guessing he's said that a few times in the privacy of his own thoughts.

America should be ashamed.

It isn't.

But I am ashamed for America.

:patriot:

He already did the "I was born on the planet Krypton" schtick

...most of which are in alignment with what you've said.

That's why I referenced the "fantasy" me.

The "fantasy" me really wants him to step up and say "FUCK...YOUR...MOTHER."

The "reality" side of me believes that MY president...YOUR president...OUR president...is handling this exactly as he should.

:patriot:

As long as it's said, I don't care about the source.

he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s, he has no birth cert, he's really a Muslim, Rev Wright made him a radical Christian, he's really a socialist, he's a Black Nationalist, he's got two SS#s....

They repeat one smear, and by the time its debunked they've moved on the the next one - and the cycle repeats ad infinitum.

There are billboards all over the place saying "C'MON, BARACK OBAMA, TRY OUR NEW PIZZA. WE WANT TO HEAR FROM EVERYBODY."

What's he got to hide, anyway? For that matter, why won't he tell us what the code is?

Personally, I want to know what is in those burgers that make him and Biden run right out and get one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

I'm only half joking. I've been expecting this for a while now.

along time ago. Who knows where Barack is...



Someone on DU told me that to complete this theory, the evil twin MUST have a goatee. And so here you go...

(I actually think this actor would be a great choice to play Rahm.)

He WOULD make a good Rahm...

He's very graceful yet powerful and has a certain presence. Of course, with the right makeup he could be a good Obama, but when I was watching Stargate SG-1 reruns the other day I saw Ba'al and thought "RAHM!"

ETA - Cliff Simon (actor that plays Ba'al) is from South Africa and was an Olympic swimmer, then went on to study dance and drama. He was successful in South Africa then came to the US and has been moderately successful in TV here. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0800101/
He sounds like a nice guy, too - from his website:


The swimming and dance fit right in with my impressions!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/international-con-man-barack-obama-leaves-us-with,2600/

International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising
November 11, 2008 | ISSUE 44•46

CHICAGO—In a devastating blow to millions of unsuspecting Americans, newly elected president and international con man Barack Obama fled the country Wednesday with nearly $85 million in campaign funds.

According to FBI investigators, Obama's sudden disappearance was discovered at 6:15 p.m. when the former Illinois senator failed to arrive at a gala event in Lincoln Square, prompting several aides to rush back to his campaign headquarters. At 6:23 p.m., flight logs at O'Hare International Airport confirmed that two passengers, a male carrying two silver briefcases and dressed in a perfectly tailored Brioni tuxedo, and an African-American female wearing a fur coat and speaking in a thick Russian accent, were seen boarding a private plane.

Click to read the note left behind by Obama, in which he claims the American public "never stood a chance."Obama's campaign office, sources said, was completely vacant aside from a discarded Abraham Lincoln portrait, behind which was an emptied safe that his aides claimed never to have seen before.

In addition, three unconscious Secret Service agents were discovered at the scene, along with two lit cigarettes still burning in an ashtray, and Obama's daughters, who authorities now believe were taken from an Alabama foster home six years ago.....