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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:28 PM
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Obama is just a big poopy head and he stole my blanket.
:cry:
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:28 PM
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1. And he kicked my dog!
:argh:
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:30 PM
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2. Oh gosh, this is as lame as Air America's joke that aired: "Kerry stole my shoe."
It was inane then too. :silly:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 02:13 PM
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32. Ah, Obama took your blanket too!
:P
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:35 PM
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3. He is a VILE poopy head who VICIOUSLY stole your blanket on orders from the ILLUMINATI
Edited on Thu Dec-10-09 02:36 PM by emulatorloo
And worse than that he refuses to mow your lawn or wash your car when you asked him
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:38 PM
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4. It's time for real americans like ourselves to have a revolution.
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:41 PM
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5. Viva La Revolucion!
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 04:08 PM
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17. That needs more exclamation points, caps and maybe a reference to the New World Order.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 04:12 PM
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18. Oh look at this. I'm being attacked for speaking out. I don't recognize DU anymore.
Under the hopemobile I go.
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 04:14 PM
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19. Did you know the Trilateral commission and the Rand corporation let Obama win the election?
McCain wasn't even trying! It's time for teabaggers and progressives to unite under a common cause!
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:03 AM
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29. Put Notices under every bridge!
Edited on Fri Dec-11-09 11:03 AM by Moochy
Viva La Revolution!
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:20 PM
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6. and he let his dog poop on my lawn
AND HE DIDN'T CLEAN IT UP!
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:29 PM
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7. And he didn't invite me to the state dinner!!!! NT
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:49 PM
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12. That bastard!
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:51 PM
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13. I snuck in anyway.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:32 PM
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8. oy!
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pruple Donating Member (159 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:40 PM
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9. he made it snow
He left the country and made this big snow storm to bother us.
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:57 PM
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14. I knew he made it rain .... made it rain on them...
... hoes but I had no idea he could make it snow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPjONDN3ZI
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:40 PM
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10. come and join the party!
On eve of receiving Nobel, Obama's DOJ files amicus brief upending Nuremberg Protocols

wanker
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:45 PM
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11. Obama made my house cold at 3am in this morning
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 03:59 PM
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15. OK, I'm laughing my ass off.
:rofl:
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damonm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 04:07 PM
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16. And as if that weren't enough, Obama ALSO...
-pissed in my oatmeal
-sank my battleship
-shot J.R.
-wrote the Book of Love
-put the "bomp" in the "bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp"

-AND, most scurrilous of all...

He drank...my...MILKSHAKE! HE DRANK IT UP!
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 04:27 PM
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20. He has not fixed my car yet
This is not change I can believe in!!!!
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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:06 AM
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21. And he didn't ask me to come over and play.....wawawa
:cry:

I'm never going to vote for anyone ever, ever again.....except maybe Beck and Palin cause I could hate them all the time....it would make my life so much better....I could be in a tissy all day long.
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:22 AM
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22. after Obama does his four years,will he be too old to enlist in the military?
because he seems really into it.he must be kicking himself that he didn't discover his inner hawk in his teens or twenties or thirties or early forties.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:30 AM
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:34 AM
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24. You know who would give you a blanket?


http://www.goarmy.com/#/?marquee=vw&channel=careers
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:47 AM
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25. He's not old enough to enlist.
Edited on Fri Dec-11-09 10:50 AM by QC
Of course, this war is going to last a very long time, so maybe later, when he's eighteen.
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:00 AM
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27. Sheesh, I thought he was old enough.

I figured someone this passionate about the war had voted for it and was of age to serve. But you're right, a few more years he should be able to go. Unless he has an anal cyst.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:56 AM
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:02 AM
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28. You know why your blanket is poopy...
Ya Drunk!
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:43 AM
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30. He wouldn't leggo my Eggo!
:grr:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 02:12 PM
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31. OMG!!! Me Too!!! My Post and Crown Fell Out Yesterday.... Obama is JUST LIKE BUSH!!!
:rofl:
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MissDeeds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 02:24 PM
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33. You too? n/t
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