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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 10:23 PM
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So Michelle Bachmann "submits" to her husband...
Why do I have the feeling that that involves her being sent to the kitchen for butter?
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 10:25 PM
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1. Must be Southern Baptist
I'd like to know who died and made these people the arbiters of what is and is not Christian.
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SnakeEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 11:45 PM
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9. They use the Bible here
Ephesians 5:22 to be exact.

Not saying it's right or not just where it comes from.
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win_in_06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 04:20 PM
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28. Yep, this is Christianity 101 on marriage.
Husband is to submit to the wife as well. I don't see the problem.
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 10:31 PM
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2. Please tell me one of her Rethug debate contenders challenged her on that statement. nt
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 08:45 AM
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19. They wouldn't dare challenge on that issue.
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one_voice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 10:38 PM
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3. Now she explained that..
in her marriage submit means respect. They respect each other.. :eyes:
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 10:44 PM
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5. Yes, respect...
He respects that she likes to play dress-up in a latex SS uniform and she respects that he likes to fuck twinks.
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 11:27 PM
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7. That's absurd.
He strikes me as being more likely to look for a bear.
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boppers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 02:12 AM
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13. Shag a twink, eye a bear.
It's a bit like straight men who want to shag the vapid barbie, but also wants to build a life with the responsible brunette...

The responsible tax attorney brunette...

Who runs for Congress....

Sure, they have the hots for the Betty, but they choose the Veronica.

I think I just outed myself, age-wise.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 06:54 AM
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14. Possibly
On second look, he does look a bit like an over-aged twink himself. Bet he could really go for someone like Kake...
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Wait Wut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 04:31 PM
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30. MY EYES!!!!
:cry:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 10:43 PM
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4. Holy Crap...............who knew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwlW9Qq_zEc
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 11:12 PM
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6. Clearly she's a secret Muslim. nt
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Me. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 11:43 PM
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8. As I Suspect He's Really Gay
I'm wondering who's submitting what to who?
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 01:12 AM
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10. Hence... butter. :D
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Balbus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 08:03 AM
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17. Yeah, and being gay is the worst thing possible...
I hear you.
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 09:57 AM
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25. well, its like when some men are calls 'girls' or women
it's the worse possible thing for a man to be. the worst insult in the world.

strange stuff.

I dont think the poster meant it in this way tho, but I understand you can take it that way.
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 10:15 AM
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26. Mostly when one is vehemently opposed to it,,,...as Mr. Bachmann claims to be
I think it's the hypocrisy that has everyone rolling their eyes.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 09:34 AM
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20. Oh, that brings up a limerick...
Edited on Fri Aug-12-11 09:34 AM by BiggJawn
A masculine lass of Khartoum,
had a feminine lad to her room.
They spent half the night
in a helluva fight
over who should do what,
and to whom
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cbd87 Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 01:21 AM
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11. ....
I think her husband submits to other men
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 01:58 AM
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12. LOTS of butter. Hansel and Gretl better watch out.
You can't keep that kind of weight up eating normal food.
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Hart2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 07:07 AM
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15. If she didn't would they have 5 kids? NT
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NatBurner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 07:39 AM
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16. two words: turkey baster
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 08:25 AM
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18. I obviously have missed something.
What's with all of the "butter" references lately? :shrug:
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 09:41 AM
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21. Don't think about it...You'll be better off
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 09:53 AM
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23. I happened upon an episode of Lock Up....
Edited on Fri Aug-12-11 09:53 AM by Sheepshank
(not 100% sure if that's the name) -- the prison reality show on MSNBC. Anyway, one of the inmates kept a stash of pats of butter in his cell he accumulated from the meal table. 'Nuf said
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Peacetrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 09:54 AM
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24. Popcorn?
I must have missed a thread also..
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 09:51 AM
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22. The thought of anyone submitting to Mr. Bachmann
is so wrong on so many levels...makes me shudder.

That dried up piece of cod Michelle, would probably need to bring lots of butter.
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Doc Holliday Donating Member (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 05:07 PM
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32. Butter?
Perhaps.

Anything but Crisco....after all, that's shortening.

:silly: :silly: :silly:

Shortening....get it?

(insert Beavis and Butthead chuckles here)
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marlakay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 12:32 PM
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27. I want to know if she was pres who would be in charge?
Her husband seems more crazy than her!
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 04:22 PM
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29. Yea, but not in a gay way.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 04:37 PM
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31. I just have this awful image in my mind of Marcus
dressed up in a dominatrix outfit with platform heels holding a leash in one hand, with Michelle on her knees in a dog collar and that crazy open mouthed look on her face, and a whip in the other hand. I can't shake that image. I wish I had photoshop.

:evilgrin:
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 07:30 PM
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33. I suppose you could start with this?
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-11 08:22 PM
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34. OMG!
:rofl:

Yikes!
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