If you are not crazy, not dumber than nails, not corrupt, not a racist, or not a lying sack of shit

mtnsnake

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Fri Aug-12-11 08:36 AM
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If you are not crazy, not dumber than nails, not corrupt, not a racist, or not a lying sack of shit

then you are simply not allowed to run for President of the United States on the Republican ticket, PERIOD. You have to be at least one or more of the above to qualify. And that is the effin truth.

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newfie11

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Fri Aug-12-11 08:39 AM
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1. It does seem that way! nt

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Enrique

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Fri Aug-12-11 08:47 AM
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2. yes, their voters are very picky n/t

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salinen

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Fri Aug-12-11 09:14 AM
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3. lying sack of shit

that's the most important attribute. It's an industry headquartered in Washington.

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Armstead

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Fri Aug-12-11 09:18 AM
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4. You forgot "personally grating and annoying"

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dionysus

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Fri Aug-12-11 02:51 PM
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5. you knowwho else isn't allowed to run on the GOP ticket?

Brewer and Shipley!

:hi:

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Blue_Tires

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Fri Aug-12-11 03:13 PM
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6. or even congress, for that matter

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ThoughtCriminal

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Fri Aug-12-11 11:06 PM
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7. You would think one could just pick three

"Or" is no longer an option - you need all 5!

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southerncrone

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Sat Aug-13-11 12:07 AM
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8. You must have some skeletons is your closet, too, so

TPTB can cut you off at the knees if they don't like what you do. You must be "compromisable".

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donheld

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Sat Aug-13-11 01:08 AM
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9. They seem to be scouring the Nut House to find the looniest

candidate they can find.

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eridani

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Sat Aug-13-11 03:04 AM
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10. I don't think any of them are actually dumb. What they are is

--lazy, pig-ignorant and proud of it. That's worse, because it's a choice. Stupidity is merely a sad statistical fact of nature, and not a choice at all.

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