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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:43 PM
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What is the Half-Life of Newtonium?
Half-Life in this case is defined by how long it takes half the Republican Party to remember why they dumped this loser.

Answer: About four years.
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tledford Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:49 PM
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1. 42. eom
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 09:02 PM
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3. Don't Panic!
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 09:15 PM
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4. When they switch front-runners every 2-weeks
Pretty safe to say they forgot their towels.
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 10:10 PM
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7. Belgium! They're so unhoopy!
Certainly not a bunch of froods who really know where their towels are. Maybe they'll read us some of their poetry next.
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Proud Liberal Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:53 PM
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2. How long between his wives???
:shrug:
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 09:26 PM
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5. That's a rather personal question. Length has nothing to do with . . .
Oh.


Never mind.
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 09:32 PM
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6. About as long as Newt's Tiffany's Tab
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 11:56 PM
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8. I give him about 3 weeks before he craters... n/t
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-11 02:13 AM
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9. Newt's best bet:
Be as definitive, yet as vague as possible. By using long words, the core will think he is brilliant, without having a clue of what he means. That will be good enough for a couple of weeks.
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No Joe Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-11 02:15 AM
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10. The core doesn't have a clue regardless
The very definition of "sheeple." :hi:
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