"What I Learned from Herman Cain"

http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2011/12/3/163721/600

What I Learned from Herman Cain

by BooMan
Sat Dec 3rd, 2011 at 04:37:21 PM EST


Some things I learned from Herman Cain's brief presidential campaign:

1. Sim City had a 9-9-9 economic plan
2. They made Pokemon movies (with theme songs)
3. The capital of Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan is Shamalamadingdong-abad
4. You don't have to know where Libya is or where the Taliban live in order to win over the Republican base.
5. It's okay to make aggressive unwanted advances on your co-workers and people seeking your help, but it's not okay to actually sleep with them if you are married.
6. If you're black and you need a job, just call yourself a Republican and go around telling other black people that they're brainwashed and lazy. The Republican base will swoon and the money will flow.
7. Godfather's Pizza compares unfavorably with cardboard dipped in garbage.
8. Rick Santorum can't even compete with a two-bit grifter in a cowboy hat.

What did you learn?

Rock. And then there was the hilarious non-position position on abortion where he said he was pro life and that it was up to the woman.

And I am not sure just what that is...
I learned what "Do you want the job or not" means...suck my weenie...
I learned that running the government like a pizza place is somehow disarable...
And I think I learned that 999 is just 666 upside down...
And if I think about it there may be more.

I also learned that eating vegetables on your pizza is only for sissies.