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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:08 AM
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Tired of the Bin Laden Blitz...well check this story out!
Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say

By Gary A. Harki

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department.

Mark Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road, is charged with animal cruelty after police got a call from a woman who said he stole her goat at about 3:15 a.m. Monday, Stover said.

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201105020871

Teabagger Gone Wild?

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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:12 AM
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1. WTF? Who Would Want to Dress a GOAT in a Bra and Panties???
I just can't even picture that!

:wow:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:12 AM
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2. OMG
Stop making my head hurt!! STOP!!!!! Stop making me SEE these things in my brain!!!!

Help me JESUS!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:13 AM
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3. OMG was the reaction I had too!
Then came LOL!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:16 AM
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4. HOLD ME! HELP ME!!!
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:17 AM
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5. Well he really got her goat.
I told you I can't help myself.

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 08:19 AM
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6. Freaked out on that neocon classic "My Pet Goat" no doubt.
And false drugs.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 02:32 PM
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7. Oh Lasher, I'm glad you can't.
:D
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 04:47 PM
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9. Watch out for Hubert, he's the one who is really sick.
I'm the normal one. Abby Normal.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 03:48 PM
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8. "Is our children learning?"
I think this goat killer has been reading Scooter Libby's book instead of his Bible.

Scooter’s Sex Shocker

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/11/07/051107ta_talk_collins
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 04:59 PM
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10. When it says pervert pervert pervert on the label label label.
“God, they’re an odd bunch, these Republicans.”
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 05:08 PM
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11. Bondage bars, dirty adult diapers, airport crappers and now goat pens...
The GOPer's "family values" are lower than their approval ratings.

Not even the uber-ugly pullets and shoats are safe anymore in red state USA.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 05:20 PM
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13. saw that on Balloon Juice the other day. ever been there?
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 06:32 PM
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14. I checked Balloon Juice out. Thumbs up and two snaps!
Edited on Tue May-03-11 06:35 PM by Lasher
Looks like they know how to make a point without taking themselves too seriously. I like that.

Edit: I can't believe I just recced a thread about a guy wearing a bra and panties, found lying next to a stolen dead goat.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 06:42 PM
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16. you might get a 'kick' out of this
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Broderick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 05:10 PM
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12. It doesn't get much stranger than this
Poor goat.
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timesup Donating Member (37 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 06:35 PM
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15. No one said, it's WV, this aint newsworthy.
You can get high on bath salts?
Kids these days...
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blueamy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-11 08:59 AM
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23. I posted this on FB
and a juvenile attorney friend of mine explained it.

"Bath salts are not Calgon. They are a new pharmaceutical sort of cocaine or methamphetamine - and they are called "bath salts" so they can be sold "legally" at your home town naturopathic store. They are responsible for a lot of deaths ... and not just of goats. People will do anything for a high. Crazy."
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 06:43 PM
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17. Jesus...this actually beats Florida this week.
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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 09:46 PM
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18. Erowid on bath salts
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-11 07:22 AM
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22. OMG!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!
Maybe this young repub mixed bath salts with Viagra and came up with a spedball?
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 09:49 PM
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19. Sounds like that Woody Allen with Gene Wilder
....Where he falls in love with a sheep
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-11 10:25 PM
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20. Daisy!
She ruined his marriage, his career and his self-respect.



The guy fell right into the gutter, drinking straight from the bottle o' Woolite.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-11 12:16 AM
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21. LOL
They make a very handsome couple. Didn't some repub on the floor of the House warn us this would happen?

Or were they giving a "how-to" power point?
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