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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 03:55 AM
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Louisiana Governor Releases His Birth Certificate


Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal heard somewhere that all the cool politicians were releasing their birth certificates. So he released his! Tell us, Governor Jindal: If Barack Obama and Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too? Huh?

Jindal said recently that he has no problem signing a bill requiring presidential candidates to present their birth certificates and/or wiener papers to prove their eligibility, so in some sense he's just putting his birth certificate where his stupid mouth is. So there it is! Your proof that Bobby Jindal is an American citizen. Hurrah.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 04:07 AM
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1. It's a FAKE! He can't be born at a "Woman's Hospital". He's a MAN for crissake!!1!
And he's a "silly little catfish"!!1!11
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No Elephants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 04:15 AM
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2. What if someone gave a birth cetificate and no one cared?
His mother lived in the Physics Department?

Explains a lot.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 04:38 AM
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3. Someone in the Tea Party is obliged to let him know
That's not the "long form" that they demand so vehemently. It's the same "COLB" that they collectively rejected from Obama.

The 'Baggers have to march on the Louisiana statehouse and call him a Hindu socialist liar who has probably been reincarnated into this country illegally. Makes as much sense to me as anything they've done in the past.
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divvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 05:25 AM
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4. Thats not the long form
there is a black stripe on the edge and the colors run through .... obviously a photo shop.

That man is an ass. Where does it say that on his cert?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 05:28 AM
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5. … And what's the point there, Bobby?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:26 AM
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10. a. No one asked for it (that I know of) b. someone thinks this was a way to ride Obama's coattails
c. FAIL

:shrug:
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 06:11 AM
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6. ,
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 07:23 AM
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7. According to Jindal a child is "born" at the moment of conception and since he was
conceived in India, he can't be an American citizen. His mother was 4 months pregnant with him when they immigrated to the US.

So he is Indian or an Anchor baby. Which is it?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:29 AM
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11. Loch
I'm digging the hell out of that gif :rofl:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 11:18 AM
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13. Are we on a "nickname" relationship now.....
Edited on Sun May-08-11 11:18 AM by Lochloosa
:loveya: :hug: :evilgrin:
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 08:40 AM
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8. I thought Katrina destroyed all of the records.
Therefore, it is fake.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 08:42 AM
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9. The birth certificate is for someone named Piyush Jindal
Bobby Jindal is using someone elses birth certificate.
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 10:21 AM
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12. And, no one cared.
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Terra Alta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 11:21 AM
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14. According to teabagger logic, Obama isn't a citizen because
his father wasn't born here. Both of Piyush's parents were born in India, therefore he isn't a citizen either.
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