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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 10:40 PM
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This just in: Trump's Combover forms exploratory committee.
In an unprecedented move, Donald Trump's Combover announced today that it plans to form an exploratory committee as a prelude to seeking the 2012 GOP nomination. Apparently, the decision was made when an independent poll revealed that 80% of all Republicans would vote for Donald's hair given the opportunity, and that 45% of all Republicans thought that Donald's hair was, in fact, Donald Trump.

It remains to be seen whether or not the Combover will actually leave Donald Trump's head to persue a presidential bid. Sources close to the hair say that it's also weighing an option to star in its own reality series.

Calls to Mr. Trump's office remain unanswered.

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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 10:42 PM
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1. Some remarkable DUer here said his theme song could be "We Shall Over-Comb."
Damn I wish I remembered who it was. I'm merely passing their brilliance forward.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:18 PM
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2. All the comb-over needs to do is remove the ugly wart on it's ass.
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