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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:22 AM
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Damn you Skinner, you've killed us all
For years, you've denied us an Emergency/Prep Forum and now we realize why....

Your in cahoots with the zombies who are going to feast on our flesh following the Rapture this Saturday 6PM EDT (5PM Central)!










But, no fear DUers, the CDC has our backs even if Skinner does not

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder “How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?”

Well, we’re here to answer that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:24 AM
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1. I saw that the other day--awesome!
My tax dollars being used properly--and goddamn brilliantly! :rofl:
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:26 AM
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2. This is what you need..
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:40 AM
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:58 AM
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4. Disguise yourself as Rush or Newt - so unappealing that nobody would eat them even for all the money
left in world. Useless paper!

Zombie 1: Guy looks familiar, but just look at all those globs of white fat. Disgusting, you eat him.

Zombie 2: Forget it. Let's just set the fort house on fire and wait for BBQ.



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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 10:07 AM
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5. What you may not realize
is that all the mods are zombies and Skinner is our vampire master. He's promised to pay us with your brains. Brains!!!!
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 10:37 AM
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6. haha, joke's on you. I'm posting on an internet message board....I've no brains worth eating
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:58 AM
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10. That's okay
I love the flavor of Brains-Lite. And there are a lot of you. :evilgrin:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:03 PM
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12. I'll start drinking now, so as to kill the last three brain cells in my head
there will be nothing left by Saturday
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:05 PM
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13. Win. nt
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:27 AM
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7. I wonder if zombies get carbohydrate supplementation elsewhere. n/t
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:06 PM
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14. We order from Balco n/t
n/t
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:38 AM
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8. Now I can reveal the truth!!!
First time I've ever posted a photo of myself on DU.

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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:46 AM
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9. I hope there's something else in the deal besides our brains.
:rofl:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:00 PM
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11. World Domination
Or a free IPad. I forget which.
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