Comedians (& backstabber LENO) take jabs at Nazi predator

(I've retired the "Ahhhhnuld" thing because it sounded too affectionate.) And LENO kissed his Nazi Rethug ass so much, it must hurt the pucker on his lips to utter even these lame jokes.

Craig FERGUSON's is the most politically nailing one.


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http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/kindergarten_pop_mystery_3H4kdL54TfJRm5plyP6PfL#ixzz1N0R3isVo


JAY LENO:

* “He kept this hidden for over a decade, which is pretty shocking. I had no idea he was that good an actor.”

* “Arnold kept this secret for more than 10 years. You know how he did it? He moved the woman and child into an apartment right down the street from the Pakistani military academy.”

* “This explains why he never went to any USC games as governor. He’s not a fan of Trojans.”


CONAN O’BRIEN

* “Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child outside of his marriage 10 years ago. He told his wife at the time, but it took 10 years for her to figure out what he was saying.”


JIMMY KIMMEL

* “Since Schwarzenegger’s left office he’s been working on an animated show, a cartoon about himself. What’s the point of a cartoon Arnold Schwarzenegger. How much more of a cartoon can he be? The original pitch for the show was: Arnold leads a double life so secret even Maria and his kids don’t know. It’s based on a true story.”


CRAIG FERGUSON

* “Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love child . . . He’s been taking care of the child financially, providing health care and education - the same stuff he took from every other child while he was governor of California.”

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taking health care & education away from kids...

Because it's far more than a joke. It's based on facts.

with Conan coming in second IMO. But Craig just kills it every night - tons of improve - smart - very funny - and very open-minded too. It's the only show I DVR regularly.

Unscrupulous, stop at nothing, ravenous ambition.