Well guys, I hate to say I told you so but I've been raptured.

mysuzuki2

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Sat May-21-11 08:02 PM
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Well guys, I hate to say I told you so but I've been raptured.

Yep, I think I made it. I'm 20 again, I'm with a beautiful Blondie babe with big bazooms and a VERY friendly disposition. (she reminds me of my wife at that age) and I just scored some really good weed. The Beatles are on the Ed Sullivan show and the pizza delivery guy was just here. This is heaven all right. Wish you were here. If you were raptured, what would your paradise be like?

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provis99

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Sat May-21-11 08:06 PM
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1. check carefully.

Was the pizza delivery guy Herman Cain? Because you might have gone the other way...

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mysuzuki2

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Sat May-21-11 08:08 PM
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2. who cares? After the weed I've really got the munchies!

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Cassandra

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Sat May-21-11 10:24 PM
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10. I was thinking...

Sebastian Cabot.

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REP

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Sat May-21-11 08:12 PM
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3. I actually got Ruptured

Got a vein blown out with contrast during my MRI.

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tabasco

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Sat May-21-11 08:16 PM
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4. Pretty much the same as yours ....

except the weed would be legal and out of my backyard.

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liberalmuse

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Sat May-21-11 09:16 PM
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5. I just took this pic with my iPhone...

an hour ago (PST) I didn't even own an iPhone. I'm not sure where I am, but I'm surrounded by a TON of people and in my hands are about 5 pieces of paper with blue dots in the middle of them. Oh, and the band that's playing now is really good!

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enuegii

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Sat May-21-11 10:13 PM
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8. Make sure those five pieces of paper are not 4-ways!

You might get virtually raptured for a couple of days, at least.

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calimary

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Sat May-21-11 09:17 PM
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6. I was just raptured! FABULOUS wine-tasting party I just attended with my husband

and our about-to-graduate daughter and her friends and their families!

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Motown_Johnny

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Sat May-21-11 09:20 PM
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7. My heaven would be preindustrial

Something like the Seminoles before the Europeans came over and ruined everything (without the hurricanes).

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johnaries

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Sat May-21-11 10:19 PM
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9. They told me I couldn't take my dog. I replied it wouldn't be heaven

without dogs, and I stayed.

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mysuzuki2

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Sun May-22-11 01:32 PM
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11. you remember what Will Rogers said about that =

"if dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go where they go"

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Morning Dew

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Sun May-22-11 01:45 PM
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12. Not sure where exactly I am but I can't tarry here long...

Garcia is about to play and my grandma wants to get into the venue. She's seen him play lots more than I ever did.

Who knew grandma likes Jerry?

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