Congressman Boner, day four 2011, where are the jobs YOU promised us?

DainBramaged

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Tue Jan-04-11 02:38 PM
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Congressman Boner, day four 2011, where are the jobs YOU promised us?

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gratuitous

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Tue Jan-04-11 02:39 PM
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1. Later . . .

First, they want to repeal health care reform and bring back denials of coverage for pre-existing conditions. Even for newborns. That other stuff will have to wait, as they have promises to keep.

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emulatorloo

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Tue Jan-04-11 02:43 PM
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2. too busy "defunding" the Food Safety Law and "repealing" HCR

Edited on Tue Jan-04-11 02:44 PM by emulatorloo

and doing a Dramatic Reading of the Constitution.

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HughBeaumont

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Tue Jan-04-11 02:47 PM
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3. Sorry, can't hear you over the WOOOOOOOOSH!

Edited on Tue Jan-04-11 02:47 PM by HughBeaumont

Nice outfit, you doughy, rust-orange dumbass.

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RockaFowler

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Tue Jan-04-11 02:55 PM
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4. Boy is he pigeon-toed

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gratuitous

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Tue Jan-04-11 05:34 PM
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8. Boehner's problem with golf

He stands too close to the ball after he hits it.

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Xenotime

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Tue Jan-04-11 03:48 PM
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5. This guy's whole plan is to fuck up America.

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butterfly77

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Tue Jan-04-11 05:12 PM
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6. K&R!

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cascadiance

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Tue Jan-04-11 05:13 PM
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7. He's gotta remove the tanning salon tax first...

Edited on Tue Jan-04-11 05:19 PM by cascadiance

He's probably tired of doing so much with the tanning lotion instead...

Though perhaps if he uses this tanning drug instead, he can also live up to his name with better erections as well as a side effect...

http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/healthyforlife/2252.shtml

TAN WITHOUT THE SUN
It sounds too good to be true. A sunless suntan that protects you from the sun's harmful u-v rays, and it may be just around the corner.

In just a few short years, you may not need the sun to get the perfect tan. These researchers have uncovered a group of molecules they say stimulate the cells that darken the skin.

Mac Hadley, Ph.D.
Endocrinologist
University of Arizona
Tucson, AZ
"Our product will stimulate the cells in your skin -- they're called melanocytes -- to make a natural pigment called melanin."

...

Melanotan is in the final stages of testing in Australia and could become available within three years.

Interestingly, say researchers, the drug has also been looked at for erectile dysfunction. In a small study, 9 out of 10 men with erectile dysfunction were able to develop an erection while on the drug.

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Number23

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Tue Jan-04-11 06:27 PM
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9. I love it. Rec'd

:rofl:

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Kablooie

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Wed Jan-05-11 12:17 PM
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10. He's already handed them all out. He didn't say there would be many.

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