Al-Qaeda's New Leadership - Democratic Underground

meegbear

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Thu May-26-11 02:51 PM
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Al-Qaeda's New Leadership

Following Osama bin Laden's death, the Egyptian-born Saif al-Adel has reportedly been named interim leader of al-Qaeda. Here are some of the new terror head's qualifications:

Emerged as the clear favorite in both the Peshawar caucuses and South Waziristan primaries
Rated an ENTJ, also known as "the executive," on the Myers-Briggs test
Able to grow a ratty beard with just enough gray to look dignified
Subverting Western ideals was the subject of al-Adel's NYU gender studies thesis
As a current al-Qaeda member, he's already familiar with the terrorist network's payment system and PeopleSoft benefits-management software
Can keep a straight face while telling suicide bombers they can each expect 72 virgins in heaven
Absolutely nailed "America will soon be awash in blood and tears" reading during auditions
Real troublemaker

http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaedas-new-leadership,20519/

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LiberalFighter

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Thu May-26-11 03:17 PM
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1. I thought it might be Palin or Romney or Newt

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damntexdem

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Thu May-26-11 03:34 PM
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2. Shows a nervous tic upon hearing the word "seal."

;-)

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Ohio Joe

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Thu May-26-11 03:36 PM
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3. I really have to start looking at links before reading experts

heh, completely got me. I was reading and thinking WTF? :rofl:

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