What life would look like if Bryan Fischer of the AFA had his way

* Muslims would be banned from serving in the armed forces.
* Muslims would be banned from immigrating to the United States.
* Muslims citizens would be charged with treason and deported.
* Muslims would be banned from building mosques.
* Muslims would be denied all First Amendment protections.
* Muslims would be prohibited from forming student associations.
* Muslims would be required to convert to Christianity.
* Welfare would be denied to African Americans who "rut like rabbits."
* Medicare and Social Security would be eliminated as "ungodly."
* Religious tests for serving in public office would be allowed, especially for Mormons.
* Homosexuality would be illegal.
* Gays would be treated as criminals.
* Gays would be banned from serving in public office.
* Gays and unmarried women would be banned from serving as teachers.
* Children would be ready for work and marriage at age 16.
* Married couples would be expected to have a minimum of three children.
* Bears would be shot on sight.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/life-bryan-fischers-america

:yoiks:

What's he got against bears? Perhaps a bad furry experience in his past.

Personally, I think it would be kind of fun, disturbing and creepy too I'm sure, to dig around in the past of most of these American Family Association and Family Research Council weirdos. The skeletons in their closets that have come out over the last several years just beg for further digging.

but what did bears do?