Let's start a twitter meme: "#BreitbartDoesntDenyIt"

Once played spin the bottle with Margaret Atwood. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

He was personally responsible for the Irish Potato Famine #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Once told James O'Keefe "no, darling, leave the pimp costume on." #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

He got his chocolate in my peanut butter. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

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Gave the concept for "Jersey Girl" to @ThatKevinSmith #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

While living in Porlock, knocked on Coleridge's door, causing him to forget the rest of "Kublai Khan." #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Prevented Schubert from finishing the Unfinished Symphony. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Stepped on a sidewalk crack, intent upon causing grievous injury to his mother. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Flew the copter that carried @NJGovChristie to his kid's ball game. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Is the love child of Colonel Sanders and Koko the Gorilla. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Is really a magic pixie who will make the world perfect if you only BELIEVE! #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Gave @Maddow that really sad hairdo she had while with Air America. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Can answer the bridgekeeper's questions-three, and therefore cross the Gorge of Eternal Peril. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Sent a dozen roses to @lizzwinstead with a card reading "be my liberal shnookiepie." #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Has signed to play Dr. Lisa Cuddy on the next season of "House." #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Replacing J-Lo for next season of American Idol. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

His heart is really powered by Kryptonite. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Was not the model in the grey boxer briefs because everyone knows he only wears Superman Underoos. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Is really Andy Kaufman. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Is in talks to replace @OfficialBanker on British "Deal Or No Deal", claiming he's much more evil. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

May have pulled the football away when Charlie Brown ran to kick it. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Gave candy made with high fructose corn syrup to a baby and said "MWA HA HA!" afterward.

He was personally responsible for the stupid decision to reboot the entire @DCComics line. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

Told his dinner date they were eating Shepherd's Pie, but served Cottage Pie instead. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

He took America off the gold standard. #BreitbartDoesntDenyIt

you know. jailbait. hint hint. you know what i mean. nudge nudge.