I propose that we offer assault rifle vouchers - you don't actually get an assault rifle, just a

jorno67

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I propose that we offer assault rifle vouchers - you don't actually get an assault rifle, just a

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voucher. Whether or not it is actually redeemable and the quality of the rifle is your problem.

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FSogol

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:49 AM
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1. Paul Ryan, is that you?

:shrug:

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Fumesucker

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:49 AM
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2. When riffling is made illegal..

Only outlaws will riffle..

;)

:hi:

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Donnachaidh

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:50 AM
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3. what's a riffle?

:eyes:

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jorno67

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:53 AM
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7. That my friend, is an old fashion spelling error!

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Donnachaidh

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Thu Jun-02-11 02:03 PM
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14. I knew that -- but I'll bite further -- WHY should everyone have rifles?

Seriously -- do you think we need to arm ourselves against criminals? Or the government?

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jorno67

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Thu Jun-02-11 02:43 PM
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15. Well it's like this...our side wants healthcare/medicare/quality education etc...

to which there side always responds with some plan that requires a voucher of some sort. So I'd like to replace what they want with vouchers to see how well that would go over. It's a little nutty I know, but it's how I get through the day.

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Donnachaidh

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Thu Jun-02-11 02:51 PM
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16. Now I understand what you're driving at

And in many ways I could agree with it. :thumbsup:

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Lint Head

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:51 AM
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4. Riffles have ridges.

I like riffles in a stream. I hope they are not assaulted.

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Warren Stupidity

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:51 AM
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5. I nominate this post for something.

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:53 AM
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6. THAT won't work! The GOP would demand full coverage for assault riffles.

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Thu Jun-02-11 03:09 PM
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18. Does full coverage includes the �death panels� clause?

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jun-02-11 05:47 PM
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20. In that case, you can file it under "highly probable".

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sudopod

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:54 AM
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8. Wait...I see wat u did thar. nt

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JaneQPublic

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Thu Jun-02-11 11:59 AM
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9. Excellent! Then follow up with millionaire tax-break vouchers. (nt)

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jorno67

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Thu Jun-02-11 12:02 PM
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10. No the Millionare tax breaks will be actual tax breaks!

No voucher will be needed.

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Scuba

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Thu Jun-02-11 12:06 PM
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11. Actual bags of cash are delivered hourly.

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damntexdem

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Thu Jun-02-11 12:18 PM
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12. Well, when taking along the bags of cash, better have an assault riffle handy.

Wouldn't want to be helled up by any robers (or anyone in a nightgown, either). ;-)

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jorno67

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Thu Jun-02-11 12:25 PM
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13. you have to know somebody to get one of those delivery jobs

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0rganism

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Thu Jun-02-11 02:57 PM
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17. but how will that work with rifflecare part C?

These days, a lot of Americans riffle their ruffles using Assault Riffle Advantage.

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jorno67

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Thu Jun-02-11 03:37 PM
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19. don't forget that the Hummer store will help you pay for your gas guzzling SUV

through Riflecare or it's free!

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