'Sovereign Citizen' Opens Fire On Store Because It Ran Out Of Crawfish

I think anybody who needs an AK-47 is in too much of a hurry to mess with crawfish. :wtf:



A 'sovereign citizen' in Pensacola, Florida allegedly opened fire at a seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish.

42 year-old Larry Wayne Kelly allegedly fired upon the L&T Seafood Market with an AK-47 from the window of his pickup truck, after he was told they had sold out of crawfish on Sunday.

Employees found 11 bullet holes in the front of the store the next morning.

When law enforcement tracked him down and tried to arrest him on foot, Kelly allegedly attempted to hit them with his car. :fail:

According to the Sheriffs Department, four loaded guns were found in Kelly's car, including a 12-gauge shotgun, a pistol, and a revolver. The book "The Sociopath Next Door" :think: was also found. Kelly told law enforcement that he is a sovereign citizen (someone who believes that almost all forms of government in the U.S. are illegitimate), and that he doesn't have to follow the law.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/sovereign_citizen_opens_fire_on_store_because_it_r.php?ref=fpblg

I've also noticed that pretty much only serial killers actually go by all three names.

But then, Dad's always been too damn lazy to do anything like murdering a person. That would require too much effort.

The Randian anarcho-capitalist "libertarians" aren't much better, either.

To every person in every situation. I've found those people are generally the least "Christian" among us.

I swear that state has a greater population of per capita crazies than any other in the country.

Maybe this guy should have taken that into consideration. I'd say that market will be getting some stocked before the jail ever starts serving up any quality gumbo.

We ate sand.

I'd get behind that.

Even up here the Troopers have had lectures on how to identify these wackos before approaching too closely.

I hope he spends many long months, if not years, in the custody of the State of Florida contemplating his crimes.

oysters . . . . . .

But I let the lead fly when I'm told all the scallops are gone.

is getting itchy just thinking about it.

You described the only way to have oysters, of course you have to open the shell. :toast: :toast:

:sarcasm: as if it isn't obvious enough.

Hope this inbred gomer enjoys jail.

But hey, he needs it for protection :eyes:

to live in the fantasies of an overgrown, poorly brought-up four-year-old.

of calls reporting a man speeding through Ensley, blasting an AK-47 assault rifle from the window of a pickup truck. At one point, Kelly got out of the vehicle and fired numerous shots at the storefront of L&T Seafood Market on Pensacola Boulevard, about two blocks south of Wal-Mart, witnesses said. Two hours earlier, Kelly allegedly called the seafood market to order crawfish and became "incredibly irate" when an employee said the store didn't have any, according to a Sheriff's Office report. From 4:50 p.m. to 5:20 p.m., Kelly called the market 11 times, according to the business' caller ID. The later calls went unanswered because the business closed at 5 p.m., investigators said ..."
Mudbugged: Crawfish shortage spurs shooting at business
Man fired at business after told it was out of crawfish, deputies say
Written by Travis Griggs
http://www.pnj.com/article/20110602/NEWS01/106020306/Mudbugged-Crawfish-shortage-spurs-shooting-business?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE

"... His bond is set at $575,000 ... According to court records, Kelly is facing 27 separate felony charges in connection with incident, including multiple counts of discharging a firearm from a vehicle, firing into a building, eluding law enforcement, assault of an officer and aggravated assault ..."
Deputies: Man Opened Fire Because Business Was Out Of Crawfish
June 2, 2011
http://www.northescambia.com/?p=56726

his sovereign ass locked down in the sovereign hoosegow for a good long while. I think the gubmint might just make that stick.

That people this stoopid are armed and running loose is very disturbing, however.

Think of all the fun he'll have designing a flag and anthem for his new country/prison cell.
He can even declare his toilet international waters.

He must have learned about sovereignty from Dubya.