A new low: Posts about Breitbart's syphilis

DU, Aren't we better than this?
Do we really need to kick a man when he's down?

The poor guy has TERTIARY SYPHILIS, for mercy's sake!

His friends recoil.
His Johnson is being eroded by oozing pustules.
He's had to email and phone his sexual partners, with some very very bad news.
The sheep or small forest animals that he caught it from are his only comfort anymore.

And now he has to put up with being the butt of our jokes.

I believe that a task force needs to be assembled to find ALL the victims of Bretbarts syphiilis, as we don't want Breitbart's syphilis spread any further than the farm animals and the dead hookers he was schtupping.

Poor farm animals. Breitbart's syphilis. Not just a joke any more.

Heh heh. :hide:

it too Pat Buchanan and Pat Buchanan gave it to Andrew Breitbart. Now I don't know who gave it to Courtney Love, but "they" say, that Courtney Love contracted it from using one of Ann Coulters Treponema pallidum bacteria ridden and un cleansed sex toys. Ann advised Courtney not to go to the doctor, but to use large doses of radiation to get rid of the bacteria. It was later reported that the self radiation treatments failed, and that Love and Coulter had several professional radiation treatments while vacationing together in Wasilla Alaska using Sarah Palins personal doctor who has cured Sarah of Syphilis, Chlamydia, anal warts and other sexually transmitted diseases in the recent past. Since none of those who have contracted this strain of syphilis are willing to admit to it, then as most of our "trusted" media outlets do, we have to assume that each person is trying to hide the truth. It is a tawdry little story I must admit, but they made their syphilis laden beds, now they must all sleep in them.
Lou

that Dolemite put on the cane to keep people from stealing it. That, or he got it from a truckstop toilet seat.

Sounds like the truckstop seat theory could have some truth to it though.
Lou

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEBnZJQZHJg

He sounds a lot like Cobra Commander.

Lou

I do hope the permanent scarring won't deter him from finding the love he so desperately needs, someday.

We should at least show that we're above jesting about Breitbart's venereal diseases.

What about the children..

and glen beck is going blind, so he says. comes around, goes around, and all that...

Syphilis causes blindness!

Oh my!

Glen and Breitbart sitting in a tree.....

So I guess John Boehner and Donald Trump and Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan and Scott Walker will have to hear it from the media. That's just cold.

and Michelle Bachmann. I guess syphilis WOULD pretty much explain Bachmann's crazy eyes and her erratic behavior.


Since Breitbart is such a racist I assume Herman Cain is probably safe from this syphilis scare.

;)

I'll bet Clarence Thomas is worriedly checking out his Log Dong Silver.

Not very many people would dedicate so much of their time defending a man with such a raging case of syphilis. You understand the terrible pain and embarrassment he must be facing. But I think you might be giving him too much credit by suggesting that he has contacted his past sexual partners. I'm guessing they've found out just like the rest of us. Through google. And I'm guessing those farm animals are long gone now. Breitbart has always seemed like a "use 'em and lose 'em" kinda guy.

There are endangered species out there he may have infected, people! He still hasn't denied inappropriate sexual contact with juvenile Hawaiian Hoary Bats. I've not seen a long form certificate of sexual health from any department in Hawaii, have you?

I hope no-one is putting their posts about this in their journals, because that would massively increase the number of hits Google will record permanently about Breitbart's communicable disease (if he is infectious now - I hear antibiotics clear these things up well. He claimed to be disease free a few years ago, after all). Once he's sure that he's finally able to have sex without risking the extinction of several rare species, he's much rather not have to be reminded of this embarrassing phase of his sexual history.

just terrible social stigma society places on bestiality and venereal diseases. I feel sorry for Breitbart that he's being victimized by these abhorrent, salacious, and insulting allegations of sexual deviance. I hope he denies these allegations promptly and presents the results of his STD screening soon so that his journalistic integrity, marital fidelity, and personal honor are safe from further ridicule and insult.

I'm surprised he hasn't. What's he hiding? Who is he covering up for?

He Tweeted that he had sex with a goat, or at least, someone claiming to be him did. He really needs to prove that he doesn't have syphilis and didn't have sex with that goat.

Andrew Breitbart is just a piece of syphilis infested trash to rape a goat and give the Breitbart Syphilis strain to the poor animal. What a selfish pig.
Lou

:)

Lou

So I guess it's true that this (not so) breit bart has syphilis. I haven't heard him deny it. And I read it on the internets. How long has he had it? How many has he infected? Inquiring minds want to know.

When he loses his gig, he can hire out to water Cabbages.

:spray:

:rofl:

My god! I for one am SHOCKED to discover Andrew Breitbart has syphilis. I mean, who could possibly have foreseen Andrew Breitbart contracting syphilis?!

Lou

I hear getting hit by a bus works miracles for that.

hahahahahahahaha

At least until the test results come back.

I Got It From Agnes--by Tom Lehrer

I love my friends and they love me
We’re just as close as we can be
And just because we really care
Whatever we get, we share!

I got it from agnes
She got it from jim
We all agree it must have been him
Louise who gave it to him

Now she got it from harry
Who got it from marie
And ev’rybody knows that marie
Got it from me

Giles got it from daphne
She got it from joan
Who picked it up in county cork
A-kissin’ the blarney stone

Pierre gave it to shiela
Who must have brought it there
He got it from francois and jacques
Aha, lucky pierre!

Max got it from edith
Who gets it ev’ry spring
She got it from her daddy
Who just gives her ev’rything

She then gave it to daniel
Whose spaniel has it now
Our dentist even got it
And we’re still wondering how

But I got it from agnes
Or maybe it was sue
Or millie or billie or gillie or willie
It doesn’t matter who

It might have been at the pub
Or at the club, or in the loo
And if you will be my friend, then I might ...
(mind you, I said might ...)
Give it to you!

You have to have a microscope and tweezers to tell it's there to begin with how can it erode more?


PS. I almost unrecommended. It's late my reading comprehension nearly did me in. Caught myself just in time. :hi:

In fairness, we ought to wait to hear Andrew Breitbart's side of the story about his syphilis before we condemn him.

For all we know, he may have the first case in history of Immaculate Syphilis. We shouldn't discount that possibility and rush to judgment about Breitbart's syphilis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cCSDKFcKj0

It's hi-lar-ious!

I forgot about that episode. I'm going to have to get that series from the library and watch them again.

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oASYa-Wkroc

I will never, ever think of "The King of Glory" in the same light again.

The fact that he has syphilis has been pretty fairly confirmed both through lack of denial and through massive internet repetition, but we still don't know the name of the toothless crack-whore that he got it from OR what stage it is at.

Let's reserve judgment because, as you said, we are better than that.

(not meant to imply that HE has neurosyphilis)