The Sanctorectum Candidate: Hidden Agenda

Rick Sanctorectum formally announced his bid for the U.S. Presidency on the 2012 GOP ticket.

What most people don't know is that Mr. Sanctorectum (deliberate misspelling: The candidate's name as actually spelled is synonymous with a substance so gross and sexually-explicit that decency forbids me to type it in this post) has a hidden agenda in this wildly quixotic and inevitably futile attempt.

He doesn't expect to actually win. He probably doesn't even expect to be nominated. Realistically, he knows he's got the proverbial snowball's chance of even making respectable numbers in the first couple of primaries.

No, Mr. Sanctorectum is running for an entirely different purpose:

He just wants to finally change what comes up in the search results when people Google his name.

Or at least knock it off the first page, permanently.

Good luck with that, Mr. Sanctorectum. Future generations of Sanctorectums will thank you if you succeed.

But I'm not making book on it.

amusedly,
Bright

I'm sure that's part of the agenda...