So all the internets Dick Tracys and exotic theories have brought us to this.

It was his dick. Really. He sent it.

Now in these modern times, call me a fucking prude, but I could not give a shit he did it. I could give two rat fucks that he tweeted his political bulginess. Who cares? Who really cares? HS kids are making pornos with their phones.

Here is the deal though. Did he REALLY think it would not come to him admitting it? Did he really have to drag everyone through this stupid shit when he knew it was his all along? Who advises these people? Arthur Dimmesdale wannbes? He SHOULD of said, "yes, that's me. get over it." We would find it amusing, but no deal breaker, the republicans would never be happy even if The Annunciation appeared on his skivies with the bulge.

He handled this bad. It did no good to do this dog and dick show for him to finally fess up.

It was a bulge, he could of handled it better, metaphorically speaking.