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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 05:58 AM
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Woman Faints During Santorum’s Presidential Announcement
Maureen O'Connor — Every time Sen. Rick Santorum mentions his presidential run, something ominous happens. This morning, a balloon spontaneously exploded while Santorum was yammering about his plan for Medicare. Then, while announcing his candidacy this afternoon, an onlooker collapsed a couple feet away from Santorum's podium. Next, Rick Santorum will summon plagues of locust and lice to announce how he will deal with the debt ceiling.

video at link
http://gawker.com/5809116/woman-faints-during-santorums-presidential-announcement

Guess that frothy mix was just too much for her!
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ejpoeta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 06:02 AM
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1. i was going to say.... was she looking him up on google?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 06:30 AM
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2. Nah, she slipped on the frothy mix.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 07:32 AM
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3. This needs to continue to happen
Democrats need to organize themselves so that one of us is always at a major Santorum event/speech and then halfway through, some minor malady needs to be faked but faked big in a way that it distracts from his speech and adds to the mystique of bad omens following him around.

I volunteer to be the victim of a brain freeze/ice cream headache from drinking a Slurpee too fast at an event.

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