GOSH! Most of the TREES around here are DEAD! All the leaves came off, and

old mark

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Thu Jan-06-11 05:35 AM
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GOSH! Most of the TREES around here are DEAD! All the leaves came off, and

the naked tree corpses are just sitting there, all black!
:scared:

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johnroshan

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Thu Jan-06-11 05:44 AM
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1. Stock up on batteries and potato chips!

Shit is about to hit the fan!

Mass death of birds, crabs, fish and trees.

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old mark

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Thu Jan-06-11 05:45 AM
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2. I don't eat potato chips....

or batteries, either...Get Duct tape!
And cat food!

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Prometheus Bound

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Thu Jan-06-11 06:33 AM
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3. I don't want to scare you, but about 250,000 people died yesterday around the world.

And the same number will die today!!!!!!!

Hope we don't run out of people.

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old mark

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Thu Jan-06-11 06:38 AM
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4. Happens pretty much every day....would be very crowded otherwise....nt

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customerserviceguy

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Thu Jan-06-11 07:19 AM
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5. Oh my gosh

has this ever happened before???!!!

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Lint Head

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Thu Jan-06-11 07:19 AM
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6. Fall?

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Motown_Johnny

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Thu Jan-06-11 07:54 AM
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7. don't worry, Jesus will be here on May 21st and he will bring all the trees back to life

by then

:sarcasm:

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Vinca

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Thu Jan-06-11 07:56 AM
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8. Actually, many trees are dying.

I've got a stand of hemlock trees that has been decimated over the past few years.

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HughBeaumont

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Thu Jan-06-11 08:04 AM
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9. Doomers will be the way they are and that's that.

Yes, there are days when someone tells me to "think positive", I respond "There really isn't anything that inspires positive vibes in 21st Century America". But that's a day. I just can't imagine what it's like going through life without even one day of anything good to feel about. And I think to these people, "The End" would be welcome.

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SidDithers

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Thu Jan-06-11 08:10 AM
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10. K&R...nt

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nc4bo

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Thu Jan-06-11 08:14 AM
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11. Watched Prophets of Doom on the History Channel last night and they said it'll get much worse

so best be prepared ahead of time, I guess.

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Lint Head

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Thu Jan-06-11 08:25 AM
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12. Billions of batteries dead around the world. This one defies all logic!

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DCKit

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Thu Jan-06-11 09:52 AM
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15. Dracula done sucked all the energy out of 'em. nt

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Xicano

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Thu Jan-06-11 08:30 AM
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13. 2012 is coming!

I'm just saying... ;)

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Lint Head

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Thu Jan-06-11 08:35 AM
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14. So. I can just forget about my trip to Tahiti in 2013?

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pintobean

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Thu Jan-06-11 10:14 AM
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16. I predict a mass resurrection

It will be a miracle

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CTyankee

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Thu Jan-06-11 10:26 AM
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17. Well, Hades done abducted Persephone and her mom, Demeter, got pissed.

When they got Perse back it seems that Hades fooled her into eating pomegranate seeds and persuaded her to come back to him for 3 months out of every year. Demeter, who controlled the growth of all plants on the earth, vowed in revenge that for those 3 months NOTHING would grow on the earth. That's why your trees are dead!

Makes sense to me...

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Canuckistanian

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Thu Jan-06-11 11:00 AM
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18. Blunt-force trauma from fireworks

That's my informed opinion.

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