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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 01:09 PM
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USA Today An Alaskan Trashes Palin on TV Show as Smoke and Mirrors Faux
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From the opening credits, Palin's not actually leading, as the show's stirring theme song (Follow Me There) suggests. Instead, she's tucked far under the wings of professional guides, friends, or family members — in a curious subtext, almost all males.

They instruct and coddle her along, at one point literally hauling Palin uphill on the end of a rope. Even post-production editing can't hide a glaring, city-slicker klutziness.

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Of course, there are sequences that feature Palin tagging along with working Alaskans. However, posing for hands-on scenes guided by loggers or commercial fishermen (including her husband, who's obviously a top notch outdoorsman) doesn't help. Alaskans would be a lot more impressed if she proved she could gut a caribou or set a gill net on her own — skills at which many bush-wise Alaskan women excel — and still keep those immaculately manicured French nails intact.

The caribou hunt episode provides a centerpiece of the series' excesses, as well as Palin's ineptitude. According to script, it's Palin's turn to replenish the family's dwindling freezer with wild meat — from an Alaska point of view, all good. But the logistics of the trip defy common sense. Instead of hunting within reasonable distance of home, her party flies 600-plus miles to a remote camp in multiple chartered aircraft. This isn't subsistence but the sort of experiential safari popular among high-end, non-resident sport hunters. For all that, Palin ends up with a skinny juvenile cow caribou. Boned out, we're talking maybe 100 pounds of meat, at a staggering cost per pound.

Faced with that hapless animal, this darling of Second Amendment supporters nervously asks her dad whether the small-caliber rifle kicks. Then, even more astoundingly, her father repeatedly works the bolt and loads for her as she misses shot after shot before scoring a kill on the seventh round — enough bullets for a decent hunter to take down at least five animals. (Given Palin's infamous tweet "Don't retreat, reload," we can infer she plans to keep her dad close by.) Later, Palin blames the scope, but any marksman would recognize the flinching, the unsteady aim and poor shot selection — and the glaring ethical fault of both shooter and gun owner if the rifle wasn't properly sighted. Instead of some frontier passion play, we're rendered a dark comedy of errors.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/forum/2011-01-06-column06_ST_N.htm
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 01:12 PM
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 01:17 PM
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2. Didn't she state on the show how it was an absolute must, that she
had to hunt, as there were no grocery stores in Wasilla? Yeah, if you're not counting the SUPER WAL-MART down the street!

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1350 S Seward Meridian Pkwy
Wasilla, AK 99654
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hughee99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 01:27 PM
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5. If Walmart moves into an area with no grocery stores
so there are no small business to drive out, and makes it so each person is no longer required to hunt for themselves, is it still bad? This hypothetical (and likely non-existent) scenario would probably be the BEST place to put a walmart if you had to put one somewhere.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 01:24 PM
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3. I knew Caribou Barbie was a fraud the first time I saw her handle a firearm.
She didn't know how to properly hold a rifle, and looked more than a little frightened by it...she's an outdoors person as much as Zsa Zsa Gabor is.
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cleanhippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 01:27 PM
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4. Wow, thats a SCATHING rebuke of everything she is trying to portray!
Some of my favorites parts:

Most of the show's escapades bear scant resemblance to the activities of most outdoors-oriented Alaskans. In fact, about half of the Palins' "adventures" are guided trips aimed at mass-market tourists. You won't find many Alaskans on those theme park rides, which require no skills beyond a pulse and the ability to open your wallet.

However, thousands of Alaskans hold a different view. Those of us who've actually lived off the land are less than impressed by Palin's televised exploits and, more important, by what they tell us about her. Tentative, physically inept, and betraying an even more awkward unfamiliarity with the land and lifestyle that's supposedly her birthright, Palin deconstructs her own myth before our eyes.
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