omg!?!....God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President

kpete

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Fri Jun-10-11 08:31 AM
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omg!?!....God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President

Edited on Fri Jun-10-11 08:32 AM by kpete

Herman Cain, Rick Santorum and Rep. Michele Bachmann have all said that God wants them to run for president.

Mike Huckabee wasn't so lucky, as God apparently told him not to run.

"God could not be reached for comment by press time, because, a spokesman says, he was helping a baseball player hit a game-winning home run, giving an old churchgoing lady the winning lottery numbers, making sure that a plane made it through the turbulence okay, helping someone survive a heart attack, and also, just for fun, creating a new animal that's like a cross between a leopard and an alligator."

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Frustratedlady

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Fri Jun-10-11 08:43 AM
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1. He can only do so much! Listening to GOPers is a full-time job.

I guess they missed the part about, "God helps those who help themselves"?

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malaise

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Fri Jun-10-11 08:44 AM
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2. To quote a former Caribbean leader

I told them no such thing :evilgrin:

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Scuba

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Fri Jun-10-11 08:46 AM
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3. That god's got a great sense of humor. ....

...wicked bastard too if he thinks one of these three should be President. Guess that explains all the pain and suffering in the world.

Or maybe they're all on the con.

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Bonhomme Richard

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Fri Jun-10-11 09:12 AM
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4. The Holy Trinity will return again to....

save the nation......NOT!

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felix_numinous

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Fri Jun-10-11 09:51 AM
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5. The AntiChrist

has them all fooooled!!!!!!:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilgrin: BWAAAHAAHHAA!!! ....because that's how he rolls.

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Bandit

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Fri Jun-10-11 10:41 AM
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6. Don't forget the "Trials" God puts out there for us especially at Joplin .

:shrug:

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LibertyLover

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Fri Jun-10-11 10:47 AM
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7. Could we ask for a second opinion?

Maybe from Kwan Yin or Athena this time.

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jorno67

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Fri Jun-10-11 11:11 AM
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8. Could it be that God told these particular people to run to make easier for Obama to win?

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eShirl

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Fri Jun-10-11 11:18 AM
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9. Maybe the God likes a good laugh?

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