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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:36 AM
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Naked guy pulls into BK drive -through, asks employee if she would like to "handle his Whopper,"
Longmont man accused of drive-through exposure

A Longmont man is accused of pulling into a Burger King drive-through with his penis in his hand and asking a 24-year-old employee at the window if she would like to "handle his Whopper," early today.

Before he could drive away, the woman jotted down his tag number. Longmont police pulled over Richard C. "Rick" Troupe, 52, about 2 miles from his home a short time later after the incident at 3:25 a.m., said Police Commander Jeff Satur.

"This was a very traumatic experience for this young woman," Satur said. "She had no idea what he might be capable of."

While indecent exposure charges are being investigated, Troupe was booked on drunken driving chargers and released on $1,500 bond earlier today.

Boulder County Judge Care Hoye Enichen, however, also issued a restraining order that requires Troupe to stay away from the victim, according to court records.


http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_17029409?source=rss
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:41 AM
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1. Turns out it was a Whopper Jr.
Hold the special sauce please!
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Nuclear Unicorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:43 AM
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2. It's my experience that when most men speak of their endowments
It's a whopper all right.

You'll be lucky if they even have nice buns.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:44 AM
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3. I clicked on this post expecting a punch line.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:45 AM
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4. How drunk would you have to be to think that would work?
Or to want a fast food employee handling your, well, whatever you want to call it.
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:43 PM
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32. " Or to want a fast food employee handling your, well, whatever you want to call it"
:wtf:
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xor Donating Member (180 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 08:11 AM
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5. Well, given his age, I'm guessing he's just a freaky lonely loser
and not some dumb kid who lost a bet...

I gotta say though, I don't get how people can truly be traumatized by seeing some overweight (assuming here) middle aged naked body. It may not be pleasant, but it's hardly something I'd call traumatic.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 08:13 AM
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6. from the sounds of it, i think it is more concern that a male (generally stronger, more aggressive
possibly violent) whacko enough to be naked, handling himself, perverse sexual behavior, might take it beyond just saying see naked....

it is not the mere nakedness but the possible behavior beyond that.
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xor Donating Member (180 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-11 08:36 PM
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36. valid point. I suppose it's just traumatized wasn't the word I would have thought.Fearful that there
Edited on Sat Jan-08-11 08:37 PM by xor
is a crazy guy running around, for sure.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 09:07 AM
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10. Photo of Troupe


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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:57 AM
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18. Ewww...you had to go and do that! Get out the brain bleach...
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:49 AM
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15. It is considered sexual abuse
Our sexuality is ours and has boundaries and this guy broke through hers.
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:59 AM
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19. When I worked at White Castle in 1994 it was greatness
you know how many drunk women would come through at 1:00AM pulling their boobs out :rofl:

At least 6 times if I remember correctly during that summer...

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badtoworse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:01 AM
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22. Belly bombs at 1 am...
...the finishing touch on some of the worst hangovers in my life.
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:08 AM
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23. As long as you don't order them without onions
God damn that used to piss me off..


Really, you fucking idiot, you can look throught the glass and see they are steam cooked over a bed of onions and water...

And you want me to scrape the fucking onions off each little patty and the ones stuck to the buns- It was almost worth slashing tires over :P
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:07 PM
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24. I think I will order them without onions when I head over there later
And a cheeseburger without the cheese....
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badtoworse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:24 PM
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28. Sorry, the onions are essential.
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Chorophyll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:15 PM
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26. +1000
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:16 PM
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27. Exactly. nt
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:54 PM
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34. Because she has a right to human dignity and not to be used sexually without consent.
Because he abused her for his own gratification. Because she had no way of knowing if he intended to become violent.


DUH.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 08:41 AM
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7. "Long mont"
Edited on Fri Jan-07-11 08:43 AM by TheCowsCameHome
in his dreams.................

I wonder what make of SUV/Pickup he was driving.
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badtoworse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 08:52 AM
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8. He should have asked her to "hold the pickle" - nt
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 09:01 AM
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9. ...
:spray:
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Zanzobar Donating Member (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:12 PM
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25. +1
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 09:18 AM
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11. what was Brett Favre doing in Denver?
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 09:58 AM
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12. Honestly, what was the thought process to all of this?
Edited on Fri Jan-07-11 09:58 AM by Javaman
Creepy guy: Hmmm, need to find a date. I'm naked and I'm hungry. Burger King it is!!
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:01 AM
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13. Classic, thanks for the laugh.
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Shandris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:40 AM
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14. I'm envisioning Wendy's and their mid-80's marketing slogan...
"Where's the beef?"
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:51 AM
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16. That's it. No more late night drives for my dad . . .
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:53 AM
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17. If that had happened to me, I would have pointed and laughed
my ass off. Then called over all my coworkers so we could all stand there and laugh at the tiny member.

You can bet that dude won't be pulling it out anytime soon.
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:59 AM
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20. She says "Yes" and quickly charbroils it
He would have been better off at Long John Silvers where it would have been simply battered.


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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:24 PM
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29. ROFL!!
:rofl: :spray:

I forwarded this story to my wife, who worked a lot of drive through in her youth. Here's her response:

"Yeah, seen it more than a few times when I was working the window, some drunk guy would pull up with his wang out. After while I'd just open the window and sling a pot full of hot coffee into the damn car and they'd tear ass out of there howling with a scalded dick and balls!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray:
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badtoworse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:27 PM
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31. Brilliant!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:55 PM
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35. she's nobody to screw with
I can attest to that after living with her for 20 years :rofl:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:00 AM
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21. Guess this guy really did want to have it his way.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:26 PM
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30. Rick, can you supersize that?
:shrug:
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Very_Boring_Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:47 PM
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33. When my mom worked at A&W in high school she was flashed while working at the drive through
That story has become a legend within my extended family, who think it's hilarious.
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