Wal-Mart Insider: We Paid off the Supreme Court

BENTONVILLE, Ark., — A Wal-Mart executive insists the company paid off several Supreme Court Justices. The whistle-blowing comes mere hours after the nation’s highest court threw out a massive discrimination suit against Wal-Mart Stores. The suit was the largest employment discrimination in U.S. history with claims from 1.5 million women that they had been discriminated against in both pay and promotions.

In a series of secret hotel room interviews, the fifty-four year-old turncoat, wearing a wig and moustache, detailed the specifics of cash-drops and hand-offs in several posh Washington apartment buildings. Using a microphone and voice-distortion software, he explained. “I don’t want to call it protection money because Wal-Mart is not in the business of killing people or hurting people, unless, of course, you count all the processed food we sell. Five Justices received cautionary letters, and followed by a delivery of cash. It was clear. It was understood. As long as the Justices throw out the suit, they don’t have to worry.”

When pressed to list the names of Justices who received money from Wal-Mart, the informer would only reveal the project acronym: SKRAT. “The Wal-Mart people are no joke. During one late-night session about the case, someone even put up one of our old signs and crossed out ‘Prices.’ It said ‘Beware of Falling Justices.’ I was scared for my life,” he continued.

Much to his chagrin, the tipster is still employed by Wal-Mart. He promises to divulge the full story and publish his notes and journal as soon as his kids are out of college. “I’ve got two kids in college, my hands are tied. I have to keep working for these Wal-Mart pigs. Not to mention, I can’t afford to shop anywhere else. I just wanted to do the right thing. I had to tell someone.”

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/34720/wal-mart-insider-we-paid-off-supreme-court/

But it has to be from a source far more credible than the Weekly World News(home of Batboy) in order to be believed by the general public.

shortly, this fellow will be found dead in a cheap motel with a typewritten suicide note confessing that he made it all up.

This is just stupid.

:wow:

:crazy:

this.

"I’ve got two kids in college"

Okay, assuming this is true - it would be easy for them to figure out who that would be given the small pool of people who would theoretically know of such a project. Good news for those who would want this to break as this one would either be given hush money or fired.

L-

at some point in the future. He is too busy as an "executive".

Don't worry about this guy; it's a fake story.

Worry about?
"Five Justices received cautionary letters, and followed by a delivery of cash. It was clear. It was understood. As long as the Justices throw out the suit, they don’t have to worry.”

Wal-Mart is secondary to whatever the Justices should be worried about.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32112/jfk-killed-over-ufos/

WASHINGTON - Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.

An uncovered letter written by John F Kennedy to the head of the CIA shows that the president demanded to be shown highly confidential documents about UFOs 10 days before his assassination.

The secret memo is one of two letters written by JFK asking for information about the paranormal on November 12 1963, which have been released by the CIA for the first time.

Is rotten in Denmark.:grr:

:D

A Psyopps story or worse

Gotta love the WWN. :evilgrin:







:smoke:

- good thing I don't believe everything I read!

:rofl: That would actually perhaps be good for society.

internet board. However, this post, brought to us courtesy of the paper which gave us "Batboy" and "Satan in the Sky", sorely tempted me.

Really? Talk about unreliable sources.

Fake mustache and wig? Really?

Let me know when a real news source runs this, OK?

Now that I believe. Actually, I believe the OP yarn also.

In another story, Bristol Palin loss her virginity...again.

The real players are the Illuminati.

Scalia
Kennedy
Roberts
Alito
Thomas

Not very original. I'm pretty skeptical of the Weekly World News.

Really?

Goddam press. never gets one fucking thing right. lousy damn idiots, dammit.

I just can't see that Walmart would deem it necessary. Those justices have demonstrated their procorporate bent many times. Why spend money when you don't have to, right Waltons?

Will the judges not take the money? You could be right.
Will the Waltons part with a dime? Doubt it.

Or are you taking issue with the procorp leanings of this court? There, I'd have to vehemently disagree.

do you honestly think a SC Justice would risk their life's reputation by taking a payoff?

But Thomas might not have a problem with it. He's severely underpaid, I understand.

most of the people in congress take payoffs, why shouldn't SC justices?

Could you please prove that? Remember when James Trafficant was expelled for bribery? Are you claiming Trafficant was "singled out" from the other 534 members?

But you know how we roll. Political ad placement is expensive, you know.

"campaign contributions aren't considered payoffs"

I would have to disagree with you again.

Geez, one would think that you believe our politicians and justies are all paragons of virtue, and every single one who isen't is always caught, every time.
Our very system is corrupt. But keep throwing out your "Bullshit" if it makes you feel better.

"our politicians and justies (sic) are all paragons of virtue".

I just get tired of the blanket accusations, dude. What's more, I get even more tired of DU sounding more and more like FR everyday.

for free. If they don't get the payoff while in office, they get it when the retire from congress and take a nice, cushy lobbyist job.

overgeralization, doncha think?

that punishes the working clash keeps getting pushed through. They are either stupid or complicit.

but it wouldn't surprise me either, not one bit...in a way, they do bribe our judges and representatives, after all, this is The Greatest Democracy Money Can Buy ;)

Welcome to Democratic Underground!

Weekly World News, hello?

Who the hell is rec' this thread/story?! hope it is for the humor...!

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Bigfoot footage
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Well, I think now more people will join meeeeee!

WTF?

Where's the beef?

If your intent in posting this was to get a laugh out of me, well played sir!

" I have to keep working for these Wal-Mart pigs. Not to mention, I can’t afford to shop anywhere else."
A WalMart executive can't affort to shop anywhere else????
This is as bogus as any Palin claims of integrity.

...it's that tabloids are the *only* reputable newspapers (Men in Black).

I see where women stand....at the bottom.

Too bad Keith didn't weigh in on how women are treated by the Corporate Thieves of this nation.

Shut up women. Get back to work....after all, you're only worth $8/hr.

Unbelievable.

:eyes:

Not only is this not even remotely plausible, but look at the other articles up at the site.

Don't buy any really great investments today - I think your credulity score is running a bit past normal.