For Tom Petty. :)

A Very Keen Girl
To the tune of American Girl – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Yeah, she isn't a very keen girl
Based on evidence
She ought to try thinking before
She gives silliness life, what a mess
And for those not quite familiar
With awful things that she's done to
Facts that now lie in heaps, dying she
Had a couple of lulus hidden up her sleeve

Oh Yeah, Oh Shite
Do you think that maybe
She could get one right
She's just not a very keen girl

Think someone should've told her twice
Don't stand your ground when you're out at sea
Yea you could feel all logic cry
When old John Quincy won
Us all independency
And that one precious moment when
Poor John Wayne grew a new Gacy
Quotations painful, to truth she don't come close
Why be informed when you can just believe

Oh Yeah, Oh Shite
Do you think that maybe
She could get one right
She's just not a very keen girl

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The original's a page full of crossed out lines and ugly scribbling. :rofl:

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Long time no see :hi:

If only on Sundays in Teh Lownge and the odd peep in gd.

Good to see you too. :hug: :loveya:

Definitely NOT 'cornier than Kansas in August!'

Thanks Chipper Chat :D

If I ever change my handle I might consider one of these:

Eddieweiss
ImGonnaWashThatRepublicanRightOutaMyHair
ItzackPuzzlement
Unclehomo

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Clever job, as always! :woohoo: :applause: :toast: :hi: :yourock:

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There were more re-writes than words. :rofl:

Of course, I've been there, myself. When I was at summer camp, I was responsible for the lyrics for my cabin's song for the annual camp song contest, LOL. Since I can't always carry a tune, my musical friend and I would hole up for an afternoon with a thesaurus to come up with the perfect song... :blush: :rofl: :hi:

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I had to give this a rec.

:applause: And I love your Sunday LOLcats every week, too.

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