This Rude Pundit (Lee Papa)-written song is to the tune of the rap song "
" by Eminem (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/stan.html">lyrics), but omit the chorus that sampled "Thank You" by Dido. Eminem wrote "Stan" from an obsessed fan's perspective, and this song that Papa called "Dave" is also from such a perspective.
Dear Glenn,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'.
I left my cell, my Gmail, and my address at the bottom
I sent two letters back in spring. You must not have got them
There probably was a problem at the post office.
You know how government workers are.
They're lazy and get too many benefits and should be privatized.
But anyways, the heck with it. What's been up, Glenn? How's your daughters?
My wife's pregnant. I'm about to be a father.
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm going to call her?
I'm going to name her "Ayn."
I read about George Soros, too. So sorry about your TV show.
I had a friend threaten to kill everyone at the Tides Foundation.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even used my unemployment check to buy your books.
full: http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2011/06/dave-lonely-glenn-beck-fan-contemplates.html
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